Storms

[Bob Peale]

OK, the new tropical storm was just christened, Chantal.

Now I don't know about you, but it's really hard to take a storm named Chantal seriously. I mean, Charlemaigne, now that's got chutzpah. I could even deal with Courtney, but Chantal sounds more like a Day Spa.

What's next, Devon?

 

[YoungGun69]

Why not? All Tropical Storms are like women.

They come blwoing and wet and when they leave they take the car and the house.

 

[Bob Peale]

Why not? All Tropical Storms are like women.

They come blwoing and wet and when they leave they take the car and the house.

Dude, I am SO glad not to be you right now.

*taking up a seat in the front row*

 

[YoungGun69]

Dude, I am SO glad not to be you right now.

why? For repeating an old Joke?

 

[Always]

There's a whole big list of them, already picked out. I think somebody decided they had to be PC and put in mexican and ghetto-bait black names.

 

[Bob Peale]

huh?

 

[LadyDarkFire]

It used to be that every storm was named for a female, but in the 80s they changed it to alternate. Female, Male, Female, Male...(etc).

 

[bluntforcemama]

why? For repeating an old Joke?

No, for being the biggest fucking asshole that ever tainted my world. I bet your a real "hit" with the ladies. Hell, I'd use you as a punching bag. String yourself up, asshole.

 

[YoungGun69]

I am sorry if I offended you.
It was an old joke I heard long ago on a late night talk show. I'll try to refrain from making comment slike that again. I didnt realize it would be that upsetting.

 

[bluntforcemama]

No problem, just be careful in the future.

 

[YoungGun69]

No problem, just be careful in the future.

DEAL!!!!!!!!!



CRAWLS AWAY WHIMPERING

 

[Silverlily]

Why not? All Tropical Storms are like women.

They come blwoing and wet and when they leave they take the car and the house.

Like you've got a car worth taking...

 

[YoungGun69]

Like you've got a car worth taking...

I allready apologized.
Boy did this one joke blow up in my face

 

[Silverlily]

Child, did you not see the ?



(really, what did you expect?)

 

[YoungGun69]

Child, did you not see the ?



(really, what did you expect?)

totaly missed the


can I take my foot out of my mouth?

 

[Silverlily]

of course

contrary to popular belief, we are a forgiving bunch.


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[Starfish]

I thought this was going to be about the wonders and feelings that come with a late summer storm. I love them and got excited just now.
There is nothing like making love during a thunderstorm with the windows open wide, and the moist air coming between two lovers.

I want that right now. Oh... ahhhh......

 

[Master Chi]

Hurricane Sex

I attended the University of New Orleans and lived in Bienville Hall, a co-ed dorm. Its the tallest building for miles, nine stories high.

My dorm room was on the top floor and there was a hurricane coming in from the gulf. We had a party and, after much alcohol and smokeables, three girls, my roommate (Charlie) and I returned to our room just as the storm got very intense.

I swear I could feel the building shake as wave after wave of buffetting winds shook the room. Charlie got the pick of the litter (a sweet redhead with gorgeous gozongas named Sally) under the covers and I was imagining that I would not get lucky because there were two gals (Michelle and Veronica, if you're interested) sitting with me trying to ignore the frantic grunting coming out from under Charlie's covers.

I put on some music and tried to get the two girls to ignore the hot sex happening three feet away, but Michelle reached to me and began undoing my belt, giggling to Veronica that they could share me! The Veronica, a younger, flatchested slip of a gal, did not look interested. However, she did not protest when Michelle pulled off the belt and my pants hit the floor, revealing the growing lump in my boxers.

Michelle reached into the utility flap and grabbed my hard cock under my shorts and I tried to remove her top, but she then put her mouth over my dick through my shorts. I saw Veronica, quite fixated at watching my white underwear, stretched over my hard cock, disappear into Michelle's mouth. The winds howled at the window and I thought "if the building comes down I want to go out fucking!"

I grabbed her hair, which was in a ponytail and pushed her further onto the linen-covered lump, and I felt the stirrings of an iminent orgasm rise in my loins. Not wanting to finish before I got my shorts off, I yanked on Michelle's hair, rather hard. She seemed to be in a silly playful mood and started laughing at the outstretched, and now wet, prong distending the tight white shorts.

Veronica now took over, pulling my boxers down to my ankles and she began to tenatively lick my hot turgid dick. Michelle had gained her composure again and was stripping for action on the bed. I thrust me member forward and into Veronica's tiny mouth, which I guess caught her by surprise.

She kept licking and sucking while I struggled to kick off my shoes, pants and shorts and manipulated her (without breaking that suction!) onto the bed. Michelle was rubbing herself with one hane and unbuttoning Veronica's blouse, then removed it.

Veronica had the smallest tits I have ever seen, but her hot red nipples more than made up for it. Michelle managed to get Veronica's pants down and was reaching under her panties as she had earlier done me, rubbing Veronica's mound under the tight pink panties.

At this point I lost all control, and carressing Veronica's head with both hands, began thrusting in earnest, soon rewarding her sucking with a mothful of hot sticky cumload. I was still excited and did not lose my erection (ah, the days of my youth!) and pulled away from her and approached Michelle.

Michells was mostly laying down, one hand in her own panties and the other in Veronica's, I straddled her, my cock still throbbing with the last spasms of my recent orgams releasing droplets of hot cum on her creamy C-sized breasts.

Michelle took her panties off and I realized Veronica was doing the same. I grasped my cock and stroked to maintain the hardness and notices that Charlie and the readhead were watching us. I guess we made some noise there, and soon Michelle guided me into the missionary position whereupon I slammed into her for a long fuck.

The night was just beginning, and before long I was fucking the redhead and Charlie was screwing the brains out of Veronica.

By morning, the storm was over and I had one of the most pleasant orgy experiences I could imagine.

I found out later that Veronica had never sucked cock before and that she liked it so much she soon had a reputation for being the best little cocksucker at school! Michelle and I went out for a semester before she fell in love with a gal on the softball team (she was a catcher, the other gal was a pitcher, so I guess they were made for each other!)

Charlie and the red haired gal were an item for a few weeks, but he broke her heart and dumped her for another girl.

I sure miss that coed dorm...

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Cheyenne]

The year my real name was on the list, I have to admit I rooted for it to become a hurricane! I didn't want to be known as just a tropical storm. It didn't work though, damn.

 

[Bob Peale]

Neither my first or my middle name ever make the list.

Asshole just sets the wrong tone.

And they hardly ever get to "S", so Shithead is pretty much out of the question too.

 

[batter]

Cheyenne

The year my real name was on the list, I have to admit I rooted for it to become a hurricane! I didn't want to be known as just a tropical storm. It didn't work though, damn.

that is because you are just an old softie at heart and wouldnt hurt a fly.

good morning!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Cheyenne

that is because you are just an old softie at heart and wouldnt hurt a fly.

good morning!

Shhh... don't tell people my secret!
I really DID want to be a hurricane!

 

[Always]

There most likely won't ever be a strom named "Sarah", either, but you don't hear me bitching.

But that's because "Elizabeth" has a high probability factor.