Stories With Gapping Holes And Stretching

[fistfine07]

I THINK THAT THE STORIES THAT ARE INTERRACIAL WITH THE BLACK GUYS SHOULD MANYLY HAVE PIECES WHERE THE CHICK IS SO OPEN U CAN SEE RIGHT UP HER PUSSY PR ASSHOLE AND THEN SHE SHOULD BE DEEPLY FUCKED LIKE RIGHT UP INTO HER WOMB WHERE THE GUY SHOOTS HIS LOAD AND IMPREGNATES HER. THIS SHOULD BE A GANGBANG THING WHERE ALL THE GUYS R WELL HUNG AND MAYBE A LITTLE FISTING WITH SOME GIANT HANDS WOULD DO THE CHICK GOOD.

 

[LorriLove]

jeezus

sometimes i worry about this world.

 

[Rainbow Skin]

Isn't there something like this in Jane Austen? One of the deleted chapters of Mansfield Park, if I recall correctly. Edmund Bertram meets Fanny Price in a secluded walk and conversation turns from his hopes for ordination to more personal matters. Or perhaps I'm misremembering.

 

[sirhugs]

Isn't there something like this in Jane Austen? One of the deleted chapters of Mansfield Park, if I recall correctly. Edmund Bertram meets Fanny Price in a secluded walk and conversation turns from his hopes for ordination to more personal matters. Or perhaps I'm misremembering.

I'm sure you're thinking of A Womb With A View

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Isn't there something like this in Jane Austen? One of the deleted chapters of Mansfield Park, if I recall correctly. Edmund Bertram meets Fanny Price in a secluded walk and conversation turns from his hopes for ordination to more personal matters. Or perhaps I'm misremembering.

No, you're right, Rainbow Skin. Personally, I found that passage disturbing when we studied it in school, but then I've always been turned off by Jane Austen's tendency to always incorporate fisting into her stories, even when it's not strictly germaine to the plot.

I have a similar problem with Emily Dickinson. Nearly 1,800 poems, and almost all of them about analingus. It just seems overmuch, to me.

 

[Chicklet]

I'm sure you're thinking of A Womb With A View

lmao

 

[Rainbow Skin]

Heavenly Gasp, it gives us --
We can find no scar,
But internal dilation,
Where the Fistings are --

And all those facials in early Edith Wharton. She grew out of them by the time she was really famous, but still. Spoilt it a bit for me. Elegant young things, ball gowns, chatter, presentation to the Queen, and then this huge black guy with a 27" cock leaps out from the minstrels' gallery and cums over the corsage. One novel, interesting. Two novels... three novels... from about 1908 you wonder whether Edith's just rehashing plots.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Yes but come on, that's not half as bad as that banned version of Enid Blyton's Famous five tale, you know the one where Timmy vanishes completely while performing the anal washing with young Anne., you know, when she coughed.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the hard-core elements of old Chuck Dicken's, "Tail of Two Cities," especially in light of the never-to-be-forgotten scene near the end where that character gives some serious head.

RF

 

[snooper]

... or the bestiality in the published versions of A.A.Milne.

You know, like:

And a white swan / made another swan on the pond.

 

[destinie21]

I'm so glad someone was able to turn this wretched post into a comedy. also Shakespear in romeo and juliet was never afraid of a little ass play what with the whole "blode butt boy's arrow" and all

 

[ubertroll]

Womb with a v--

Edith whar--

Ironic meltdown!!!!!!!!!!

*splat*


If I hear ONE PERSON, just ONE say "Fountain gives head" I'm going to seriously go beserk lmao.