Stop it, Tatelou, you're distracting me!

[angela146]

Tatelou, would you please give me a break and just be ugly and boring for a couple of days every once in a while?

I see one of your AVs and start thinking, "DAMN she's sexy!" Then I read your posts and enjoy what you write. It gets on my nerves.

Oh, and stop smiling and looking cute! I'm trying to write for Pete's sake.

 

[wishfulthinking]

This is the pot calling the kettle black!

You are so curvy that all I see is green!

 

[Carl East]

Tatelou, would you please give me a break and just be ugly and boring for a couple of days every once in a while?

I see one of your AVs and start thinking, "DAMN she's sexy!" Then I read your posts and enjoy what you write. It gets on my nerves.

Oh, and stop smiling and looking cute! I'm trying to write for Pete's sake.

Angela, I just love your av, it begs to be touched. You look as sexy as any woman on this board believe me. Now I forgot what I came in this thread to say. lol

Carl

 

[gauchecritic]

I see one of your AVs and start thinking, "DAMN she's sexy!" Then I read your posts and enjoy what you write. It gets on my nerves.

You can talk!

Gauche

 

[angela146]

Re: Re: Stop it, Tatelou, you're distracting me!

Angela, I just love your av, it begs to be touched. You look as sexy as any woman on this board believe me. Now I forgot what I came in this thread to say. lol Carl

I wish I could take credit for my AV but I can't. Read the little words under the AV.

Actually, the AV comes from a lingerie website called secretsinlace.com. If you like my AV, you'll love their website. Here's the full picture: http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/47146Xwh-P.jpg

 

[angela146]

So anyway, with my AV you at least there's some comfort in knowing that I don't actually look that good. You don't have a real picture to associate with the words.

With Tatelou, her words come from the mind and hands of the woman in the picture. It's much more vivid that way.

(BTW: I hope you're taking this as a compliment. That's how it's intended).

 

[Guest]

Hi Angela,

I'm glad you bumped this up yourself, because I wasn't going to.

I just wanted to say thanks for the compliments, and give you my apologies.

You're funny!

Lou

P.S. I also love your AV - even if it isn't you. It's stunning.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Re: Re: Re: Stop it, Tatelou, you're distracting me!

I wish I could take credit for my AV but I can't. Read the little words under the AV.

Actually, the AV comes from a lingerie website called secretsinlace.com. If you like my AV, you'll love their website. Here's the full picture: http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/47146Xwh-P.jpg

Hi, Angela. Whether the AV is you or not, it is very sexy. The woman has a really beautiful figure and face, nothing at all like Ally McBeal, thank God. Katie is also very attrative and sexy, of course.

 

[angela146]

I'm glad you bumped this up yourself, because I wasn't going to. I just wanted to say thanks for the compliments, and give you my apologies.

You're welcome.

I might actually find it in my heart to forgive you I guess... if you could just have a bad hair day or something.

You're funny!

Thank you. A complement is much more sincere if it has a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Lou P.S. I also love your AV - even if it isn't you. It's stunning.

Thank you again. My AVs are a shameless attempt to get people horny, so please enjoy.

 

[angela146]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Stop it, Tatelou, you're distracting me!

The woman has a really beautiful figure and face, nothing at alllike Ally lMcBeal, thank God.

Yes. I like the fact that a lingerie site is using a model with a real body, including some bulges and imperfections. I can admire and identify with her at the same time.

Katie is also very attrative and sexy, of course.

So guys like to look at her too?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stop it, Tatelou, you're distracting me!

Yes. I like the fact that a lingerie site is using a model with a real body, including some bulges and imperfections. I can admire and identify with her at the same time.So guys like to look at her too?

Yes, she does have bulges, very pleasant ones. I don't see anything I would call an imperfection, though. All I see is what I would call enticing, womanly curves.

 

[Carl East]

Re: Re: Re: Stop it, Tatelou, you're distracting me!

I wish I could take credit for my AV but I can't. Read the little words under the AV.

Actually, the AV comes from a lingerie website called secretsinlace.com. If you like my AV, you'll love their website. Here's the full picture: http://www.secretsinlace.com/silstore/images/47146Xwh-P.jpg

Okay, now I'm intrigued as to what you really look like. Not that that matters you understand, because like the others have said your current av is very sexy. I can't speak for everyone else but I get turned on by the unknown, it's like I picture you in some fantasy of my own, and don't wish to share with the others. lol



Carl

ps I missed the words under your av, but I'm glad I did, because now I'll be able to get to know you a bit better.

 

[angela146]

now I'm intrigued as to what you really look like. Not that that matters you understand, because like the others have said your current av is very sexy. I can't speak for everyone else but I get turned on by the unknown, it's like I picture you in some fantasy of my own, and don't wish to share with the others. lol ps I missed the words under your av, but I'm glad I did, because now I'll be able to get to know you a bit better.

OK, I'll answer this but you have to promise to complain about how distractingly gorgeous Katie is.

I'm more of a "rough-hewn" version of the woman in the picture. My hips, tummy, bottom and breasts are all larger, flabbier and lumpier. In other words, I couldn’t wear panties that skimpy.

My skin is more tanned and less gold-colored than hers if that makes sense. I'm also more Italian-looking.

I don’t put "stuff" in my hair nor do I style it the way she does but the color is about right. No comment on the face other than to say mine is very different.

Actually, my hairstyle is more like Katie’s.

 

[Carl East]

OK, I'll answer this but you have to promise to complain about how distractingly gorgeous Katie is.

I'm more of a "rough-hewn" version of the woman in the picture. My hips, tummy, bottom and breasts are all larger, flabbier and lumpier. In other words, I couldn’t wear panties that skimpy.

My skin is more tanned and less gold-colored than hers if that makes sense. I'm also more Italian-looking.

I don’t put "stuff" in my hair nor do I style it the way she does but the color is about right. No comment on the face other than to say mine is very different.

Actually, my hairstyle is more like Katie’s.

Ok, first of all Katie is gorgeous and all the rest of the cliques you care to mention.

If you couldn't wear panties that skimpy, would you ever consider going commando.

Italian is good.

Now to be a bit more serious. Looks, mean nothing to me, I prefer sincerity and humour. I like a woman who isn't afraid of showing her emotions, and loves to touch her partner.

When I married my first wife I didn't know that she prefered sex in the dark or that she was uncomfortable holding hands in public.

I never want to meet another woman like that, because I'm a romantic. I enjoy giving my partner flowers, and treating her to a night on the town. I especially enjoy making her laugh and seeing her face light up. In other words it's the person that means something to me, the interior as opposed to the exterior.

You're right Katie is a lovely woman who I'm happy to have befriended, but we all have special qualities. I hope to get to know everyones here in time.



Carl

 

[Wildcard Ky]

OK, I'll answer this but you have to promise to complain about how distractingly gorgeous Katie is.

I'm more of a "rough-hewn" version of the woman in the picture. My hips, tummy, bottom and breasts are all larger, flabbier and lumpier. In other words, I couldn’t wear panties that skimpy.

My skin is more tanned and less gold-colored than hers if that makes sense. I'm also more Italian-looking.

I don’t put "stuff" in my hair nor do I style it the way she does but the color is about right. No comment on the face other than to say mine is very different.

Actually, my hairstyle is more like Katie’s.

It doesn't matter what you look like. What matters is that you like yourself. If you don't like yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?

My wife could never wear panties that skimpy either, but I think she's beautiful just the same.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Katie Lou...

YUMMY!

~lucky (loving the distraction)

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Now to be a bit more serious. Looks, mean nothing to me, I prefer sincerity and humour. I like a woman who isn't afraid of showing her emotions, and loves to touch her partner.

When I married my first wife I didn't know that she prefered sex in the dark or that she was uncomfortable holding hands in public.

Carl

Carl,

Your quote above raises the serious question:

If you didn't know those simple things about your first wife until after you married her, then did you know her well enough to marry at all?

At that time at least

 

[Carl East]

Carl,

Your quote above raises the serious question:

If you didn't know those simple things about your first wife until after you married her, then did you know her well enough to marry at all?

At that time at least

The thing you've got to know about my first wife is that we never lived together before marrying. She also changed quite dramatically after we married, which is something you just can't foresee.

I think your comment is a fair one though, I don't think I did know her well enough to marry. I was young and was probably thinking with my dick. lol

Carl

 

[Honey123]

I have to admit, most of the female AV's are lovely and sexy -- when I see some of the male AV's I immediately think "Oh my God, can it really be??" -- Talk about wishful thinking!! LOL

 

[gauchecritic]

-- Talk about wishful thinking!! LOL

Wishful? Are your ears burning?

Back to the thread. I'm not allowed to be distracted by my Aunty Loulou because I've known her since I was a nipper and she used to spank me when I was naughty. She also used to spank me when I wasn't naughty because we both liked it.

And all the kids at school kept asking really embarrassing questions about her like if I'd seen her tits or bare arse or did I think she'd find schoolboys attractive? To which I'd reply (in my best Rona Cameron voice) "Aunty Loulou's philosophy is that if they're old enough for a paper round then they're old enough to go down on her."

Any way (if that doesn't get me a spanking nothing will) I'm betting that Angela would look just as good in that outfit as that model. Skin and bones doesn't cut it with me. (you can tell that from my stories)

Gauche

 

[Honey123]

Wishful? Are your ears burning?

Hmmm...is that a compliment? Sometimes skin and bones aren't all that bad It makes for some great positions

 

[Guest]

Wishful? Are your ears burning?

Back to the thread. I'm not allowed to be distracted by my Aunty Loulou because I've known her since I was a nipper and she used to spank me when I was naughty. She also used to spank me when I wasn't naughty because we both liked it.

And all the kids at school kept asking really embarrassing questions about her like if I'd seen her tits or bare arse or did I think she'd find schoolboys attractive? To which I'd reply (in my best Rona Cameron voice) "Aunty Loulou's philosophy is that if they're old enough for a paper round then they're old enough to go down on her."

Any way (if that doesn't get me a spanking nothing will) I'm betting that Angela would look just as good in that outfit as that model. Skin and bones doesn't cut it with me. (you can tell that from my stories)

Gauche

Gauche, thank you. I mean really, THANK YOU!!!!

I needed that laugh. You brought some much needed humour to an otherwise embarrassing and uncomfortable (for me), thread. After Angela's first post, it all got a little too serious and heavy.

There is not one person here who doesn't have at least one beautiful quality, and they usually have those qualities in abundance. Ok, maybe I'm being OTT, there are one or two exceptions to that.

Now, as for your latest spanking, young Gauche, me lad. I'll get you when you least expect it.

Aunty Loulou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

The thing you've got to know about my first wife is that we never lived together before marrying. She also changed quite dramatically after we married, which is something you just can't foresee.

I think your comment is a fair one though, I don't think I did know her well enough to marry. I was young and was probably thinking with my dick. lol

Carl

She was horny then!!

Seriously, I know it's in the past, and hindsight is a wonderful thing, an' all that, but surely, if you're a romantic, you knew before marriage that she didn't like holding hands in public????

As for preferring sex in the dark, many women are like that. I think it's down to insecurities, but hey!

As for thinking with your dick, hell, I still do that now sometimes!!!

Don't I people???

Don't all answer at once!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

As for preferring sex in the dark, many women are like that. I think it's down to insecurities, but hey!

I suppose this could be accurate, and according to my best friend who refuses to have sex with any lights on...it would take very little from her SO to change her mind about a skewed body image she has for herself.

I like the dark, for the same reason people like blindfolds. Sometimes sight is quite overrated. To feel your way around is much more gratifying, IMO.

~lucky

 

[SnoopDog]

Well, great thread, let's sign a 'Make-Tatelou-a-boring-ugly-person' petition...... Nah, who would want to do that. Stay as you are Tatelou.
But I indeed wondered if Tatelou actually was a 'creation' of Lit to make these boards look good, lol
Snoopy-dooby-doo