stop boring me with boring boredom

killallhippies

Literotica Guru
Joined
Apr 9, 2003
Posts
60,313
buttlicker. you are the one who is to blame for the things that i find bothersome and annoying. your genitals are smelly and a oddly sjaped much like the genitals of your ancestors who also were buttlickers as are you. please die and upon dying evaporate so that we won't be forced to clean up your remains because we really can't be bothered to do that because we are busy making things like stained sheets and ashes.

did i mention that you are also dumb 'cause you are.

your mother



and your father and that dumbass who drives you around all the time. btw, he should really check his tires. the right rear one looks like it could use some air. also, it's bald.

p.s. please die.
 
and i want my t-shirt back. the thundercats are too cool for you. wearing it would only cause your soul to turn to dust and that would make me sneeze because i'm allergic to dust.
 
i am so gonna pee in your coffee, you heartless bastard. i'd also use my dick to stir it, but that would fucking hurt.
 
why didn't you come on earlier? fucker. i was wondering where you were. i spent time writing on my blog instead.
damn you.
 
bg23 said:
why didn't you come on earlier? fucker. i was wondering where you were. i spent time writing on my blog instead.
damn you.
I read your blog. I think I caught your cold through our brain.
 
bg23 said:
why didn't you come on earlier? fucker. i was wondering where you were. i spent time writing on my blog instead.
damn you.


porn. you have a blog? that makes me sad.
 
restlessnights said:
I read your blog. I think I caught your cold through our brain.

i'm sorry. :( i have to check yours. i just edited a bunch of my posts. i love blogs. they allow you to edit without having any of that show up. great for hiding evidence.
 
bg23 said:
i'm sorry. :( i have to check yours. i just edited a bunch of my posts. i love blogs. they allow you to edit without having any of that show up. great for hiding evidence.
I haven't written in a while. Check it tomorrow. Or maybe the next day. :eek:
 
killallhippies said:
porn. you have a blog? that makes me sad.

well ordinarily i wouldn't forgive you but porn is a legit excuse.

it makes me sad too.

:(

see?
 
STOP TALKING ABOUT BLOGS!!! BLOGS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!!


note to self: you should really add something to youir blog. it's been a month.
 
killallhippies said:
STOP TALKING ABOUT BLOGS!!! BLOGS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!!


note to self: you should really add something to youir blog. it's been a month.
STOP WRITING IN WHITE FONT!!! I CAN'T READ IT!!!
 
bg23 said:
well ordinarily i wouldn't forgive you but porn is a legit excuse.

it makes me sad too.

:(

see?



especially when sucks up all your bandwidth. stupid dial up.

and yes, i see. i really, really do.
 
restlessnights said:
I haven't written in a while. Check it tomorrow. Or maybe the next day. :eek:

yes ma'am

kippies, i desire the address of your blog, thanx
 
killallhippies said:
especially when sucks up all your bandwidth. stupid dial up.

and yes, i see. i really, really do.

i am glad

i am unable to express myself but through emotes :eek:

where's my "i'm hungry" emoticon?

was it at least good porn?
 
Byron In Exile said:
You Kids Stop Posting In All Caps!!!

Don't Make Me Come In There!!!

I'M NOT POSTING IN ALL CAPS!!!!

STOP USING SO MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!
 
bg23 said:
yes ma'am

kippies, i desire the address of your blog, thanx


my blog is boring. so far the only thing i've talked about is my inability to finish the story i'm "working" on. give me yours.


and the porn is mediocre, but it may very well contain strap-ons. i'll have to wait and see.
 
restlessnights said:
HE STARTED IT!!!!

Um, I mean, he started it.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO STARTED IT, THIS IS LIKE FOUR OR FIVE YAYATIS ALL POSTING AT ONCE!!!

IT CAN ONLY WORK IF WE ALL PROCLAIM OURSELVES KINGS OF LIT AND START TALKING ABOUT SPICY PICKLES, HOW HAWT OUR SIX-PAQS LOOK, AND CHEESY BOLLYWOOD MOVIES!!!
 
killallhippies said:
my blog is boring. so far the only thing i've talked about is my inability to finish the story i'm "working" on. give me yours.


and the porn is mediocre, but it may very well contain strap-ons. i'll have to wait and see.



ooooh

strapon - girl girl? girl guy? tell me if it's good, please.

now give me yours.
 
Last edited:
Byron In Exile said:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO STARTED IT, THIS IS LIKE FOUR OR FIVE YAYATIS ALL POSTING AT ONCE!!!

IT CAN ONLY WORK IF WE ALL PROCLAIM OURSELVES KINGS OF LIT AND START TALKING ABOUT SPICY PICKLES, HOW HAWT OUR SIX-PAQS LOOK, AND CHEESY BOLLYWOOD MOVIES!!!

I AM YAYATI, KING OF LIT!

AND I NEED TO FIND A NICE GIRL TO MARRY! NO GIRLS WANT TO MARRY ME!!!!! DO U KNOW A GIRL I CAN MARRY????
 
Back
Top