Stonehenge - The secret is out!

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Stonehenge depicts female vulva
By Amran Abocar


TORONTO (Reuters) - Stonehenge is a massive fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who believe they have finally cracked the mystery of the ancient monument.


In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.


The theory is laid out in a paper entitled "Stonehenge: a view from medicine" in the July issue of the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine.


"To the builders of the henge, the most critical events in life were birth and death," Anthony Perks, a retired professor of obstetrics and gynaecology at the University of British Columbia, wrote in the paper.


He noted there was no evidence of tombs built by the original builders.


"Of birth, we could expect little evidence. However, evidence may be there but so large as to be overlooked."


Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open centre is the birth canal.


"Could the outer avenue of Stonehenge...represent the way by which new life entered?" the article wondered, adding that when comparing "the layout of the henge with the anatomy of the human vulva. There is a distinct similarity."


Perks, who is travelling in England, could not be reached for comment.


Perks said the ancient sacrificed child found at nearby Woodhenge bolsters his theory and said an excavation at Stonehenge could produce a similar find.


"In ancient societies, ideas of a dominant creator, a Mother or Earth Goddess, were widespread," Perks wrote. "If ideas of Earth Mother originated with, or were shared by, the people of the henge, Stonehenge could represent, symbolically, the opening by which Earth Mother gave birth to the plants and animals on which the ancient people so depended.


"The henge would honour her for giving them both life and livelihood."


Scholars say Stonehenge, a World Heritage site, was built between 3000 and 1600 BC. Theories for why it was built range from a temple, an astronomy site, and a variety of spiritual and temporal purposes.


For a time during the Bronze Age, 2000 BC to 800 BC, Stonehenge was used for ceremonial burials of local chieftains.


Why did it have to be a Canadian who found out?

Any other suggestions for explanations of World Heritage Sites? What are the Pyramids? What is the Great Wall of China? The Taj Mahal?

Og
 
Hmmmmmmm

Not sure why it was built oggie, but I bet the planning permission was shit to get sorted.

I think it was a huge joke, the old pagan's decided they were a bit bored so they built it to occupy their minds and twisted sense of humour.

I can picture one saying, "Hey they'll be trying to fathom out why we built this for freekin years".
 
how silly! Stonehenge is no mystery - the fabric of reality is very thin in the Westcountry, and around Stonehenge it's worn right through to the foundations...

ax
 
Perks, who is travelling in England, could not be reached for comment.

God, I so love these people who write papers then disappear for months so they don't have to answer any questions. ;)

Actually, just thinking about it. I reckon the big blocks of concrete look like giant phallus's (or should that be phallisi?).

But then I'm an oddball (ignore me, i'm bitchy today)

Next they'll be saying the Great Wall of China has BDSM origins... mind you, come to think of it...
 
SlaveMasterUK said:
the fabric of reality is very thin in the West country

Dear Ax,
If you don't already read Terry Pratchett, I suggest you do so posthaste.
MG
That stonehenge thing sounds like a gynecologist with too much spare time.
 
Makes sense to me. As modern women we have to deal with the maddonna/whore paradigm, and the women that came before had the reverence/fear paradigm (bleeding w/out dying, source of all life, withal, withal, withal...). I'm sure Stonehenge *is* a fertility symbol-

And why not! Vaginas are swell! They're warm, accomodating, quiet, require minimal upkeep and never become passe. Yes, sir- vaginas are almost universally applauded and loved-


except by one gay friend of mine, who refers to them as "squishy".




mlle
 
I like the idea of vagaina monuments. Along with being weary of penis AVs I'm tired of phallic monuments and other like institutional symbols. However, I'm weary too of vagina dentata imagery.

Hysterics of the world, unite!
 
Stonehenge?

I thought everyone knew it was an astronomical computer which is designed to forecast eclipses, etc.

It was because they were somewhat war-like people that they decided on ruggedised hardware.
 
I'm surprised. I always thought that the biggest pussy in Europe was Jacques Chriac.
 
I like the theory, but there is this one little thing that doesn't make sense to me:

Perks said the ancient sacrificed child found at nearby Woodhenge bolsters his theory and said an excavation at Stonehenge could produce a similar find.

If the Hengers worshipped the Mother Goddess for bringing them life, then why would they worship her by destroying one of her gifts?:confused:
 
Svenskaflicka said:
If the Hengers worshipped the Mother Goddess for bringing them life, then why would they worship her by destroying one of her gifts?
Hiya, Svenska,
That's simple. Since when has religion had to make any sense?
Theologically,
MG
 
Built to last

snooper said:
It was because they were somewhat war-like people that they decided on ruggedised hardware.

Dear Snoop,
Good point. They wouldn't need to worry about warranty work on that baby.
MG
 
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