Stonedagger's Story

[Stonedagger]

Hello all - nice to see you again and for the new ones hold on to your skirts, cross your legs, and let's see some booty! cause the 'Dagger is back!!!!


Everyone is asking for the story so here it is...

I decided I needed a break from you lunatics(a joke) so I paid for a guy to run me over with his car(that part is a joke too) and broke both of my legs(NOT a JOKE!) - OUCH! ANyways rehab and lots of pain later HERE I AM!!
Hope to be here often enough to catch up!

Some idiot was a little too busy with his car stereo and decided to jump the curb and run me over with both the front and rear tires - of course he felt the first bump and if he would have contined to drive he may not have broken my legs but NOOOOO he hit the brakes and the rear tires grab my legs and slammed them into the underside of his car - of course I really cant remeber that but that is what the cops told me happened cause part of my skin was stuck to the car! Anyways it has been a LONG recovery time and my legs still hurt like hell - but i do love the morphine - LOL! and I can once again almost walk with crutches!
SO pardon me for a long story but it is over!
I look forward to meeting the new people and seeing the old ones as well!
CIAO
the 'Dagger

 

[SINthysist]

OUCH

Sounds like an understatement.

 

[Stonedagger]

Maybe

....but just a slight one LOL!
I really say how much it hurt on this post maybe if we had the dirtiest nastiest foul mouthed post in the world thread I could put it there and then if i describe what i think of the dumb ass who hit me it would have to the the thread called The dirtiester nastiestest foulest mouthed post..... but i am not bitter(ya right)!

I think that the itchy tingling feeling is worse than the actual pain though!

 

[Stonedagger]

Pics of my bruises

Here are some pics of my bruises from hitting the car - i will post a few others maybe al little later - sorry had to cover up a few of my more salient features - do you know how hard it is to put on shorts with 2 broken legs?

 

[Stonedagger]

and another one

here is another

 

[April]

That's simply horrible! You poor thing.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't believe we met before, but I just wanted to say welcome back and I'm so sorry you got run over! That's very scary. I hope the guy at least had good insurance.

 

[privy2u]

Glad to meet ya Dagger!

It looks like I came in while you were gone so, here's a howdy from me.

Wow - hell of a story - sounds like you are lucky to even be here - you could have fallen in front of instead of beside the car! I don't even want to think about it!! eek:

Anyway - hiya!!

privy:

Oh yeh - since I didn't get to visit in the hospital put this in some water

 

[crystalhunting]

YO Stony!!!


Long time no see!!!






CH

 

[Calamity Jane]

gods, i can't even imagine...

we haven't met, and this seems an odd thread to introduce myself on, but... hello, and welcome back.

and i think i'm in love with that av!

 

[lavender]

 

[Chuckus]

Hope you get to normal soon. Sorry to hear about your run-in with the car.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[sexy-girl]

aww crap that sounds very nasty i remember you stone dagger from being about when i joined here im glad your back now ... i know it sounds like a very serious accident but im glad it wasnt ANYMORE serious *sigh*

get well soon im sorry you must be in lots of pain


by the way some nice hospital humour there




kiss on the cheak cause you deserve it im sure maybe some of the non lesbian girls could give you more lol

 

[Mischka]

...part of my skin was stuck to the car!

Oh, that part made my skin crawl. Wow. Glad to hear you're on the road to recovery, and that you found your way back here.

 

[Stonedagger]

Thanks All

Thanks everyone for the welcome back - Hello to all the people I haven't met!
Now Lavy - you know I would NEVER EVER wreak havoc around here now don't you??






You didn't answer fast enuff - there is a Hindlick for you!!

Now not that I think it was FUN to get runneddd over but all the lovely women giving me hugs and kisses is going right to my ... head! LOL!!!
Keep em coming!

 

[lavender]

 

[Stonedagger]

well

With it sticking up in the air like that I am surprised that it is not

 

[cellis]

We haven't met yet... but welcome back to Lit... and glad to hear you are on the road to recovery...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Holy crap!

Sorry to hear about that, Stonedagger. Geez...

Well... at least it wasn't your head!

Welcome back!

 

[Cheyenne]

Good to see you back! It has been awhile, but no wonder!

Ouch!

 

[Stonedagger]

Chey

Thanks! It has been too long!

 

[tmuyo]

hiya, that's why you disappeared and a few people thought i was you...

i saw like 10 posts of yours around lit and suddenly ya disappeared. have you developed a fear of cars? or are you hopin to have your legs healed up soon to speed around?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Stonedagger]

hehehe

He must have my well defined sense of humour!!!
Or it could be my rampaging sexual hormones unleashed!!!