STOCKINGS!!!!

[Bushido71XS]

If men weren't so easy to excite, it wouldn't be half the fun. Seeing that you are....we just learn to come up with new and more exciting things to see the exact distance we can make your eyes bulge out of your head or exactly how quickly we can make you turn around as we wiggle past you.

AHA! So, it [/B]is[/B] a conspiracy!!!

 

[CW]

If men weren't so easy to excite, it wouldn't be half the fun. Seeing that you are....we just learn to come up with new and more exciting things to see the exact distance we can make your eyes bulge out of your head or exactly how quickly we can make you turn around as we wiggle past you.

AHA! So, it is[/B] a conspiracy!!! [/B]

And ain't it grand??!!?? I love this type of conspiracy,,, conspire away ladies,,, I love it!!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Ohh yes it's a very nice conspiracy, but I think they should be obliged to show pictures too!!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Showing pictures would ruin the fun. See, we have this system whereby some of us show pictures and some of us don't. That way you guys are all in a tizzy about the sexy women who DO show a little skin, and then when that wears off you have to get all worked up about getting the rest of us to disrobe.

It's all according to plan, and you are all acting just as we thought you would.

 

[Thumper]

I should get an Oscar!

Acting?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Saturday night's all right ...

hmmm well let's see Bushy ...

b/f likes me best when i wear thigh high black fishnets with tears / holes ... and my collar .... nothing else ... he says i look the sluttiest that way ... would you like me to dress up in my slutty fishnets for you, darling? ...

oh also i like wearing my white lace socks with my black heels ... no panties ... and a maid's outfit with a short skirt that shows my pussy lips and my ass ... i wore that all day saturday ... i was soooo naughty ... and i got spanked good too for being such a naughty girl ... saturday was a fun day at my house ...

 

[Thumper]

SCREW BAND PRACTICE!!!!

I'm going to Izzy's house!!!

*singing*

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

Black fishnet thigh highs....and nothing else!!!

You VIXEN!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Conspiracy

Damn, I thiought conspiracies were meant to be bad things. I like this one, I like it a lot.

*shepishly wipes saliva from chin whilst trying to look charming and debonare - fails miserably . . . again*

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Conspiracy

*shepishly wipes saliva from chin whilst trying to look charming and debonare - fails miserably . . . again*

No one told you? Saliva is the new IN
look this year. We like to call it slobber-chic. Nothing more sexy than a man we know can salivate. At least the mouth works if nothing else does.

 

[Bushido71XS]

OK, I think I can try that.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Simply Southern

Oh yes, the mouth definately works.

Come on over and find out some time. Bring your stockings and a geometry text.


Oooo I love geometry, it's all shapes and sizes.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Simply Southern

Oh yes, the mouth definately works.

Come on over and find out some time. Bring your stockings and a geometry text.


Oooo I love geometry, it's all shapes and sizes.

Math? Not my bag, baby.

English...I can do. *ahem* the mouth works here as well.

Chemisty? Anatomy?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Re: Re: Simply Southern

English...I can do. *ahem* the mouth works here as well.

Chemisty? Anatomy? [/B]

Well, seeing how I decided to enroll for class this week. I might need a tutor, You volunteering?

 

[SimplySouthern]

The things I could teach you....you can't take back to class.

People get expelled for the likes of that

 

[Bushido71XS]

Hmmm, you mean and get a job as a domestic for a rich female lawyer, wait on her hand and foot?

Something like that?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Math

Nothing wrong with math. To quote Richard Fish:"[Lust] is an equation: a me and a you derives a we."

So when do we get to the 'we' bit?

Perchance you just need a tutor who can make it fun? No doubt I could do with an English refresher.

 

[Guest]

I love the black ones.

 

[Cheyenne]

Damn, a thread brought back from the dead. And here I thought maybe Bushido was coming back to the board...

 

[nasty]

All I know is that stocking look DAMN GOOD on a woman.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

WTF?



hehehe, shhh, don't tell Myst.

 

[batter]

All I know is that stocking look DAMN GOOD on a woman.

i think they would look even better when a womans nylon clad legs are wrapped around my shoulders and neck.

 

[Guest]

 

[SimplySouthern]

Oh me oh my

I used to be sooooo bad.

i can be that way again. I'm working up to it!

 

[Mensa]

Re: Oh me oh my

I used to be sooooo bad.

i can be that way again. I'm working up to it!

Used to be??

LMAO@SimplySouthern

Come here little girl, do you want a lollipop?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Damn, a thread brought back from the dead. And here I thought maybe Bushido was coming back to the board...

Oh, Don't worry, Cheyenne. I'm like a bad penny. You know, I'll lurk in the corner for a bit. Then, BAM! There I am! PS: They really should not have put the poor lady on the radio! ( Inside joke gang)