Stocking stuffers for him.

[bluntforcemama]

Suggestions? No, I will not fit in a stocking... well, not that kind, anyway.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Give him something that will flatter him. Even guys like their ego stroked that way. Buy him some sexy underwear! Wrap them up individually and write little secret initials on them like TTMISSMIK- To The Most Sexy Seductive Man I Know. Tell him what each one means before he opens them.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

a new tooth brush is always nice, along with cheese.

 

[lavender]

 

[Harbinger]

I hear jewelry is a very popular choice to give guys this year. Just the real expensive stuff, though.

 

[I'mVan]

Hey you, small framed photos of you, or the two of you.

And chocolate, mmmmm

 

[perks]

coal, they all deserve coal.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hi Lavy and Harbinger, great ideas... even if one suggestion is a little on the expensive side. Monk has to be the hardest person in the world to shop for. I think he wants Grand Turismo III, or something similar to that. He likes golf, plays guitar, snowboards, plays hockey... works like a workaholic should, etc. Christmas shopping kind of sucks.



Ducky, coal is out of the question. He almost lit the porch on fire with the BBQ.

 

[perks]

Ducky, coal is out of the question. He almost lit the porch on fire with the BBQ.

heh

I usually find some golf thing with his favorite football team logo on it.

He likes that sort of stuff.

The latest Steeler baseball hat...

and funny undies *laughing*

 

[Guest]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Suggestions? No, I will not fit in a stocking... well, not that kind, anyway.

Myst?

Heya Married Chick!

I Have A Jewish Husband, So He Likes Money

LOL

 

[Secret Kate]

Several years ago

I dressed in a sexy short skirt - in green of course, with a green vest and red shirt - santa hat - and black boots and stockings - took myself to the mall and sat on Santa's lap for a picture - put it in a frame and gave it to hubby for Christmas.

We have one really good Santa here in the Houston area - he's been moved from mall to mall, but I seem to find him every year. He was fun to talk too as well. Had a gleam in his eye when he asked if I had been naughty or nice.

Hubby loved it - the pic still sits on his desk today!

 

[christcat69]

aromatherapy oils and a promise of massages every night for a week.

 

[bluemuse]

Guitar strings, a nice pen, a packet of treated tissues for cleaning glasses, a rolled up magazine that I bought a subscription of for him, Hot Wheels (I'm not kidding), socks, silk boxers, one of those old fashioned shaving brushes and special spicy soap that I made for shaving.....I'm still thinking.

 

[Angel]

I am now officially the only unmarried twinkie.


How ya doin' Myst?

As for what to buy, I'm always clueless up until the last moment and then I make a mad scramble to shop.

 

[I'mVan]

Twinkies!!

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

Man, Lit sure has some sexy twinkies!

Myst, in keeping with the kinkiness of Lit, you could make a masturbatory video for him, and put the tape in his stocking for those nights when you can't be together, or sometimes even when you can.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I hear jewelry is a very popular choice to give guys this year. Just the real expensive stuff, though.

That is so true. Surveys agree.

 

[Harbinger]

On second thought, I would rather have a nice masturbatory video than jewelry anyday. I didn't think of that one. I was going more in the "Smoked Almonds" direction.

I bet if you check those consumer surveys, Lukky, "masturbatory video" isn't one of the choices.

 

[RawHumor]

LMAO

It's not in the Sears catalog, that's for sure.

 

[medjay]

I'd be happy with a six pack of beer. Imported, of course.

 

[bluemuse]

A pair of movie tickets and his favorite movie going candy. That way YOU get to enjoy the gift as well.

 

[LukkyKnight]

On second thought, I would rather have a nice masturbatory video than jewelry anyday. I didn't think of that one. I was going more in the "Smoked Almonds" direction.

I bet if you check those consumer surveys, Lukky, "masturbatory video" isn't one of the choices.

What are these smoked altoids, Harbinger?

 

[lavender]