Stingray sex

[April]

The Mall of America's Underwater Adventures is experiencing a stingray population boom. Three of its female stingrays have given birth in the past two weeks to a total of seven baby stingrays. One of the females, Stitches, had babies just five months earlier. The culprit, say aquarium officials, is a small southern stingray named Little Boy. Little Boy deserves not only a new moniker, but a few cigars as well. The folks at Underwater Adventures have decided to change his name to "Big Boy," and to give him a little break from all the action. He's being removed from the Shark Cove exhibit and placed in a separate pool for the remainder of the year. And conjugal visits will not be allowed.

 

[CreamyLady]

That is inhumane . . . he is so good at his job!

 

[Never]

But they can't smoke cigars underwater

Poor fellow.
A friendly guy like that and they're separating him from the others.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Been taking advice from Good 'ol Bill eh?