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[sincerely_helene]

A description, not a thread.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Use soap next time.

 

[Guest]

Use soap next time.

what and risk soapy residue?

 

[impressive]

I prefer "slippery" myself.

 

[NoJo]

What's brown and sticky?

 

[Guest]

What's brown and sticky?

dunno, but im not touching that with your pole.

 

[sincerely_helene]

What's brown and sticky?

Smegma?

 

[NoJo]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[carsonshepherd]

What's brown and stinky?

 

[Guest]

Smegma?

audible groan...fighting gag reflex

 

[sincerely_helene]

What's brown and stinky?

I was gonna post that one, but figured I might have already pushed it too much with "smegma."

 

[Guest]

What's brown and stinky?

MR. HANKEY!

 

[NoJo]

What's brown and stinky?

Carson's dog.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You're my hero, Joe.

 

[Guest]

You're my hero, Joe.

that just warmed the cockles of my heart


(what? i have a heart. maybe not cockles but a heart)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Can I see your cockles?

 

[Guest]

Can I see your cockles?

show me yours
and
ill show you mine.

tit for tat clarice... tick tock tick tock.
(lapse in the synapse... im losing it... whatever it is.)

 

[NoJo]

I love dizzy blondes.

 

[Guest]

I love dizzy blondes.

WHEW!
for a moment, i thought you said ditzy..
and then, my friend, you would have had a battle for sure.

 

[carsonshepherd]

He was talking about me, Vel.

 

[Guest]

He was talking about me, Vel.

oh thank god.
sometimes i do need to be reminded that its not all about me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

oh thank god.
sometimes i do need to be reminded that its not all about me.

How can it be? It's all about me.

 

[Guest]

How can it be? It's all about me.

i know baby
rest your head on my shoulder and go to sleep now.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Mmmm how about a location other than your shoulder?

 

[NoJo]

Carson has black pubes, vella. I was talking about you. God you can be so ditzy.