Sticky Situation

[Bananacreamuff]

One time in my life I was in a relationship where he wanted to try new and different things sexually, so I blushed and said yes.....he read in Penthouse of a story about a couple that went to a cabin in the snow covered mountains, and icicles were hanging from the roof, glistening in the sunshine.
The man broke one off and bought it inside and fucked his girlfriend with it and it all melted inside her and he drank what melted from her pussy....needless to say, it sounded very erotic to me and I was very interested in trying it, the only problem was, we had no long haning icicles, so we improvized.

He went to his freezer and it so happened to be that he had some orange popsicles, I was so excited and nervous at the sametime, as he unwrapped it I squirmed with anticipation, then....it happened!

OUCH!...omg! I screamed take it out! it burns!.....apparently the acid in the orange popsicle is not good for inside the vagina or folds!!!...So, ladies...DO NOT put popsicles up your pussy!!...use icicles

 

[CutieMouse]

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[shy slave]

Icicles are razor sharp!

I would not put one on them near my cunt unless I wanted to end up in the ER explaining why the inside was shredded, bloody and damaged.

Not to mention the pain of ice burns....

There was a thread here a while back about making an ice dildo, I think the original OP for it then changed their name.
Anyone else remember that, or am I going mad?

 

[purrringpussy]

Emergency room diasters

Well, I had a friend who's Mom was an E.R. nurse. You would not belive the amount of people who arrive in the E.R. due to objects that have cut, bruised, or got stuck inside vaginas and assholes. I wonder how you go about explaining those things...lol

 

[wouldloveto]

hmm... icicles are NOT (necessarily) razor sharp! Not if you check and melt any problem areas first...

I have some experience in this, having spent some time in the Great North...

I have also not experienced any problem with 'freeze burns'.

I suppose it is a matter of applying whatever toy one chooses with a degree of rational discretion.

As to sugar and yeast infections I would defer to the females experience here, but I thought yogurt was one 'home cure'.

Also, I doubt any form of ice would 'get stuck' in any human orifice!

Again, I am surprised by a certain negative judgementalism here, rather than rational discussion and open mindedness.

 

[shy slave]

Not judgementalism from me.

Just a nurse perspective on a situation.
Ice burns and freezer burns hurt like hell and are, at times, underestimated.
The point of an icicle is FUKING sharp, as are the edges at time.
I guess they can be smoothed off without ruining the overall look, I wouldn't know.

Ice would never be my thing, due to other reasons.

If he attempted to come any where near me with anything cold, my safe word would be said 100 times over immediately

 

[CutieMouse]

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[graceanne]

As to sugar and yeast infections I would defer to the females experience here, but I thought yogurt was one 'home cure'.

Plain yogurt is the home cure.

 

[graceanne]

Again, I am surprised by a certain negative judgementalism here, rather than rational discussion and open mindedness.

How exactly would you suggest we discuss this in an open minded and rational way? From what I saw everyone was saying what they first thought of when they heard of putting sweet, possibly sharp, things in a vagina. Should we have, instead said, WOW WHAT A HOT IDEA!, and then been shocked when someone did it and ended up either in the ER with cuts, or with a nasty yeast infection?

 

[wouldloveto]

I fail to see mentioning the risks of getting a yeast infection from sticking a sugar laden popsicle up your hooha, the risks of "freezer burn", or the possibility that a freshly broken off icecicle can be sharp, as being "negative judgementalism"- I do see it as mentioning risks of an idea born out of Penthouse Porn.

As for the comment that "yogurt is a home cure" for a yeast infection- That statement shows you've never dealt with a yeast infection (or a Lover who has had one).

No, I said that I deferred to the women on the sugar/yeast thing!

The 'razor sharp' icicle thing is just absurd! I clearly stated that discretion is needed with any toy!

I have used, and have had used on me, natural icicles with no problems... and great excitement... but then we were careful, loving and rational partners.

See, you are doing it again... I posted a polite message, and am being jumped on!

 

[Bananacreamuff]

yes

I'm cringing (not in a good way) over the idea of putting that much sugar inside a vagina. A popsicle? Sounds like a lovely recipe for a yeast infection.

Yes...I agree!...unfortunately I was young and naive at that time in my life and new to sexual behaviour.....But I did not get a yeast infection thank god..lol

 

[CutieMouse]

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[graceanne]

Both you and Gracie mentioned yogurt as a home treatment for yeast (responsible mention, thank you both); I tend to think in terms of how resistant to treatment yeast has become over the last 10 years or so, and think in terms of avoiding the risk, period.

I've never tried it, I've just heard of it. Frankly their's a pill you can take once that takes care of vaginal yeast infections (doesn't do shit for yeast infections elsewhere). I do know that if you are on antibiotics and you eat acidopholus rich yogurt that it can keep you from getting a yeast infection.

 

[wouldloveto]

Sigh. Disagreement does not equal "jumping" on you.

I posted a polite message commenting that I saw such a thing as being a great way to get a yeast infection, because that is a health thing, IMO, and it was implied that I was being negative and judgemental. Even Steven?

Both you and Gracie mentioned yogurt as a home treatment for yeast (responsible mention, thank you both); I tend to think in terms of how resistant to treatment yeast has become over the last 10 years or so, and think in terms of avoiding the risk, period.

Logic would presume that anyone playing with ice would first melt any sharp edges off it; one can not safely presume the world is full of logical people.

OK, I apologize if I was a bit 'sharp', but I have perceived a less than accepting attitude on this board. So, I am sensitive.

I was not referring AT ALL to the yeast infection issue as being judgmental. I am sorry if it was perceived that way. I thought that I was clear that I was not one with the definitive answer, being a male. (I have had experience with a sig other and I am aware of the implications.)

It was the unequivocal assertion that icicles had razor sharp edges that really set me off.

That is simply not true. I speak from experience. Yes, I do assume that folks use some common sense, and I realize that sense is not common...

This is my olive branch... lame as it may be...

 

[Kajira Callista]

ughhhh stick whatever ya want up there. I won't itch from it or have to go to the er *shrug*

 

[purrringpussy]

Hmm. Seems to be some debate going on here. I'll approach this with a non-judgemental attitude and just say that each to their own. Sure, I am up for new experiences and having fun, but I also need to keep in mind to use discretion when it comes to certain things. I want to have a great orgasm just as much as the next person, but I can certainly tell you that I'd refain from activities that could possibly be harmful. I dont want to wind up in the emergency room with half a zuccini up my crotch. Not even I could B.S. my way out of that one. So, I say, indulge in what you like, try new things and most importantly, say within your comfort level.

 

[Bananacreamuff]

Chillax!

I'm cringing (not in a good way) over the idea of putting that much sugar inside a vagina. A popsicle? Sounds like a lovely recipe for a yeast infection.

Holy shit....Chilax all of you..I did'nt fucking put the story up for you to scratch each others eyes out ffs....it's a fucking experience I had when I was younger, and yes common sense would of told me to melt the fucking thing if it had of been an icile before inserting it! I wrote the story to warn other naive ladies not to try it...saves them from the pain and so called yeast infections!....besides...this story was not about yeast infections...I thought this forum of BDSM was a respectable and openminded forum..I guess I was wrong

 

[CutieMouse]

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[wouldloveto]

I thought this forum of BDSM was a respectable and openminded forum..I guess I was wrong

It is a good forum... and my perceptions of it being not so open minded are colored by my experiences here, not necessarily on this thread, and certainly not a true representation of ALL the posters.

I will say that I respect all of the posters on this particular thread, and invite criticism of my posts from anyone. I just have been surprised at some of the judgmental attitudes on such a board.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You could try popsicles that are in plastic casing if they are available there. We have some I bought in Oz which are a bit over 12" long and have a thick plastic casing which has to be cut open to eat them.....they work wonderfully as ice dildos. Have also tried ice balls often which was also fun.

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

If I remember right the ice dildo thread said that you should fill up condoms, so they're covered in something smooth and plastic.

 

[Bananacreamuff]

Great idea!

You could try popsicles that are in plastic casing if they are available there. We have some I bought in Oz which are a bit over 12" long and have a thick plastic casing which has to be cut open to eat them.....they work wonderfully as ice dildos. Have also tried ice balls often which was also fun.

Catalina

hi Catalina...great idea!...but unfortunately i don't think they had those back then..lol...wished they had...

 

[catalina_francisco]

hi Catalina...great idea!...but unfortunately i don't think they had those back then..lol...wished they had...

Hmmm, I have been buying them for about 15 years now. They are Chinese though so perhaps not available in the US.

Catalina

 

[shy slave]

OK, I apologize if I was a bit 'sharp', but I have perceived a less than accepting attitude on this board. So, I am sensitive.

I was not referring AT ALL to the yeast infection issue as being judgmental. I am sorry if it was perceived that way. I thought that I was clear that I was not one with the definitive answer, being a male. (I have had experience with a sig other and I am aware of the implications.)

It was the unequivocal assertion that icicles had razor sharp edges that really set me off.

That is simply not true. I speak from experience. Yes, I do assume that folks use some common sense, and I realize that sense is not common...

This is my olive branch... lame as it may be...

Yep, it is a lame olive branch.

I am sorry if you are sensitive to other peoples comments, but it won't prevent me from saying that 'icicles are sharp,' they are.

I am sure there are ways to deal with that, but ideas from Penthouse are never that practical.
Having seen very few of the OP's post, I was more interested in safety than I was about offending you, the OP or anyone else.

I guess it won't be the last time a comment on Lit sets you off.

It happens to everyone at sometime or another,
but I am not going to be damned for giving a viewpoint about a situation from a health perspective.

 

[shy slave]

If I remember right the ice dildo thread said that you should fill up condoms, so they're covered in something smooth and plastic.

I didn't imagine that thread, thank God for that!

LOL