Sticky sheets?

[Eilan]

forgive my ignorance...but what is "uti"?

Urinary tract infection.

 

[fetx69]

forgive my ignorance...but what is "uti"?

U.T.I.=urinary tract infection

 

[SpankyMcCranky]

We never get the sheets messy. Do you know how much these sheets cost!

Tissues. Easy.

 

[Lookingforideas]

or you could just let the woman sleep in it....it does dry eventually..lol

UTI = Urinary tract infection = a Pain in the butt

 

[moofv]

If the female is on top she just slides off up toward the male's chest, unless the male is completely hairless he can act as the improvised drop cloth. Personally I like going to sleep in the wet spot but then I prefer the female slide on up to my face for a quick toungue bath. Also if the female is on the bottom just roll over and proceed to steps 1 , 2 and or 3.

 

[KokopelliRises]

Two words: Paper towels.

 

[4236CXT]

two more words
baby wipes

 

[shy slave]

I'm usually the one who has the privilege of sleeping on the wet spot. No big deal.

I know that feeling, but I have been known to wriggle around the bed as part of sex, the hidden intention to be that we end up on his side of the bed!

Doesn't always work though, As soon as I move it starts to pour out of me onto the sheets.

It has never been an issue with us. We have tissue in the bedroom, but I sometimes lick his cock clean afterwards, of course he then needs tissue to wipe where I licked lol

My first husband was so sanitary about it all. Just before he came he would grab a towel and put it under me. I used to feel like it was a ten second warning to have an orgasm or go without.
It sure as hell was not sexy or erotic, just disappointing and sad.

 

[shy slave]

Urinary tract infection.

Going to the toilet after sex does cut down the risk of UTI's.

I have never had one from sleeping in a wet patch, but usually after sex I really, really need a wee LOL

 

[LastoftheGentlemen]

Wet patch, no more

My better half does tend to gush a little, so we have been known to use Pampers changing mats on the bed to prevent sheet & mattress soaking. They are well worth the small investment, if there tends to be a lot of wetness to deal with.

The romance can slack off for a few seconds, but it can be done in a similar way to taking a break to put a condom on. If you make it part of the fun, then there is no reason why the mood should be lost.

Maybe I'm just a boring married men, but sometimes the practicalities have to be taken into account. A moment of drop in the mood is better than a night unable to sleep in a puddle!

 

[devoted lilgirl]

I have no problem sleeping in the wet spot...my husband cums all over my body, so we end up with wet spots...pretty hard to avoid...and why would I want to?

 

[rich123103]

being a male

my preference is to get the lady to lick it up that rarely happens
second to stick her withe messy side i do not get away with that much either so usually try and not roll into it lol

 

[chris9]

UTI = Urinary tract infection = a Pain in the butt

Well, not quite the butt


We used to have a towel. Especially when he went down on me I actually prefered to lie on one than in an ever increasing lake. I also like to keep a towel between my legs after sex. It tends to keep wet even after a quick clean-up in the bathroom (I always need to pee after sex), and my skin gets irritated when too long in wetness.

 

[wordofvirtue]

Box of tissues/roll of TP by the bed. I don't care about sleeping on the wet spot, but if I don't wipe myself up a bit my labia get irritated. We can't have that ....

WoV

 

[SJE200]

Either or . . .

Either I cum in her mouth and she swallows, or I cum in her puusy and pay her the return comlimpment by sucking her clean and then swallowing it. Either way, no wet spot, and if I suck her clean she gets another orgasm out of the deal!!

 

[buxxxom]

I tend to leave a larger wet spot than my husband. When we can remember in advance, one of us gets a towel for me to lie on. If not, then we'll get one at the end, and sleep on the towel instead of the wet spot.

Either way, laundry day is interesting! Loading washing machine thinking, "Oh, this was intense," "I remember this one," "Have to try that position again."

 

[Leah57]

So, really, what do you guys do _after_ the sex? Sleep in sticky sheets? Wipe yourselves with paper? This can be a real romance-killer, either way, and you never see it happen in movies. I've really wondered about this: What do real-life people do with the semen-problem?

since when is semen a problem???

 

[little_girl]

With my ex we actually used a small blanket that we just used for that. I'm one of those squirty girls and NO ONE wants to lay in that puddle the size of a small lake! Or just a towel underneath. A BIG towel. lol Plus I always pee after if I can... The UTI thing...

 

[AvaAdore]

We argue about who has to sleep in the wet spot

 

[mnwerewolf]

You ever wonder why some guys have their golf bag sitting in the bedroom? Cause a man always knows where his golf towel is. When she asks the next morning where the grass stains on her ass came from, just say it was a wonderful night in the park last night.

 

[lipsofanangel]

I have a towel on my side of the bed. I'm a squirter and so that towel is under me before we ever get started. Can't kill the mood if it's there to begin with!

 

[NCguy65]

I tend to leave a larger wet spot than my husband. When we can remember in advance, one of us gets a towel for me to lie on. If not, then we'll get one at the end, and sleep on the towel instead of the wet spot.

Either way, laundry day in interesting! Loading washing machine thinking, "Oh, this was intense," "I remember this one," "Have to try that position again."

I completely understand. My wife's wet spot takes up the whole bed, so there's no fighting over the dry spot.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

This makes me think of the Asylum Street Spankers song: If you love me, you'll sleep on the wet spot