sticks and stones-ish can break my bones-ish

[Problem Child]

but kidrock is still a fucking loser. More?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are you bored, darlin'?

 

[calypso_21]

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[Problem Child]

Are you bored, darlin'?

Demonstrating the absurd by being absurd, but it takes too much energy. I'm done now.

 

[tortoise]

Absurdity is the wind in my oyster. People who profess to shun it should be immediately coated in maple syrup and made to sing "I Feel Pretty" in a shrill falsetto.

So there.

 

[Problem Child]

Absurdity is the wind in my oyster. People who profess to shun it should be immediately coated in maple syrup and made to sing "I Feel Pretty" in a shrill falsetto.

So there.

In a gnat-infested greenhouse.


*bzzz*

 

[tortoise]

While standing hip deep in a vat of gefilte fish.

 

[Rambling Rose]

With carrots in their ears.

 

[Problem Child]

While standing hip deep in a vat of gefilte fish.

While wearing a gas mask and nipple clamps.

Oh, and they're live gefilte fish, right?

 

[tortoise]

And sporting an extra-greasy "Sonny Bono circa 1978" wig.



Oh, and of course they're live... what are you, meshugganah?