step daughter

[chy_girl]

*puts on nerd glasses*

Some scientists speculate that salt actually adds ions to your tongue, or "electrifies" it, making it more sensitive to tastes, especially sweet tastes. Hence, why many people like to add salt to sweet things, and why cookies and other baked goods do not taste as good unless a small amount of salt is added.

*takes off nerd glasses*

Please tell me you use your powers to shock, dismay, and intellectually bitch-slap the sexist assholes among us?

 

[culloden]

This is exactly why I can't stand Woody Allen...

 

[satindesire]

Please tell me you use your powers to shock, dismay, and intellectually bitch-slap the sexist assholes among us?

*clears throat*

According to my sources via the intertubez, my powers of nerdly trivia and troll bashing are equally honed.

And knowing is half the battle.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Just a wanker looking for wank fodder at our expense.

Wanking wankers and the wanks they wank.

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is exactly why I can't stand Woody Allen...

Woody Allen never asked anyone to help him fuck his imaginary stepdaughter.

But-- yeah.

 

[graceanne]

Wanking wankers and the wanks they wank.

Wankity wank wank.

 

[BiBunny]

I wonder if it is for the same reason my wife puts salt in her orange juice...

Could be. And, then, I know some people add salt to things like coffee to take away the bitterness, so that could partly be it, too.

 

[RawHumor]

Is it bad that I read it and said, "Jesus, could you come up with a step-daughter fantasy that's original please? I hear that one at least once a day"? Bunny = Totally jaded

Then stop reading my story every day.

Sheesh!