Stelllaaaa!!!

[ABSTRUSE]

Pink...just like your nipples, honey britches

Hush you, for I start ta gigglin.
You know I only like blue, ta match my eyes.

And don't you dare tell your buddy One Eye Joe that we're going...He ain't goin with us....his crazy eye keeps turning around and lookin at me.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hush you, for I start ta gigglin.
You know I only like blue, ta match my eyes.

And don't you dare tell your buddy One Eye Joe that we're going...He ain't goin with us....his crazy eye keeps turning around and lookin at me.

damn bitch, he's still my buddy! You just hush about Joe.
I remember how he lost that eye, that afternoon at the quarry... a sixpack, a shotgun and a can of spraypaint. Damn them was glory days!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

damn bitch, he's still my buddy! You just hush about Joe.
I remember how he lost that eye, that afternoon at the quarry... a sixpack, a shotgun and a can of spraypaint. Damn them was glory days!

Listen up you, I may come after your car and your dog but I will not come after that jerk...I know you feel bad about what happened but if he plops that glass eye in my beer one more time and says "Heres lookin at you" one more time...I'm leavin.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Listen up you, I may come after your car and your dog but I will not come after that jerk...I know you feel bad about what happened but if he plops that glass eye in my beer one more time and says "Heres lookin at you" one more time...I'm leavin.

hey, he's the salt of the earth like it says in the bible...
Okay, I'll warn him offn'n ya.
Anyway, I love you more than that dog, sweetcheeks.
That's one dumb, ugly hound, and I can't train him for shit! You're way smarter and prettier.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hey, he's the salt of the earth like it says in the bible...
Okay, I'll warn him offn'n ya.
Anyway, I love you more than that dog, sweetcheeks.
That's one dumb, ugly hound, and I can't train him for shit! You're way smarter and prettier.

I just can't stay mad at you when you talk all lovey like that, If you wasn't wearin those greasy overalls I would sit on your lap and kiss you all over.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I just can't stay mad at you when you talk all lovey like that, If you wasn't wearin those greasy overalls I would sit on your lap and kiss you all over.

Whoah baby!
Lemme just finish this oild change and I'll take em off! You know I love to drink beer nekked in the back yard

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Whoah baby!
Lemme just finish this oild change and I'll take em off! You know I love to drink beer nekked in the back yard

Yea baby, I'm gonna put on my cutoffs and cowboy hat and we can play Rodeo again. I'm gonna break my riding record.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yea baby, I'm gonna put on my cutoffs and cowboy hat and we can play Rodeo again. I'm gonna break my riding record.

Aw, fuck the oil change...

Yee-HAW!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Aw, fuck the oil change...

Yee-HAW!

You wash your hands first Mister, it took me three days to get the oil prints off my ass the last time.

Now where did I put my chaps and cow print bra?

 

[Stella_Omega]

You wash your hands first Mister, it took me three days to get the oil prints off my ass the last time.

Now where did I put my chaps and cow print bra?

Under the bed

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Under the bed

I think you're right sugar, I'll just have to bend down and get them.

 

[Xelebes]

Nothing.

I just wanted to beat Perdita to it.

I may be late but I find it necessary to point out that 15 cans is most certainly not nothing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I may be late but I find it necessary to point out that 15 cans is most certainly not nothing.

I'm a bottle girl.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think you're right sugar, I'll just have to bend down and get them.

Oh, look- the buckles came undone on my overalls and they fell to the floor!

 

[Xelebes]

I'm a bottle girl.

What's the female form a genie?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, look- the buckles came undone on my overalls and they fell to the floor!

Damn baby, that happens alot, I may have to fix those...are you sure my clothes are under here cause I can't find them...I have to look deeper under here...Hey I found your Rebel flag belt buckle!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Damn baby, that happens alot, I may have to fix those...are you sure my clothes are under here cause I can't find them...I have to look deeper under here...Hey I found your Rebel flag belt buckle!

I lost that back around Thanksiving!
Hey, maybe they're stuffed down in the couch cushions...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I lost that back around Thanksiving!
Hey, maybe they're stuffed down in the couch cushions...

Ya think? Well grab my hips and pull me outta here, I'm stuck.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ya think? Well grab my hips and pull me outta here, I'm stuck.

Well... I kinda like you like this... Since you're stuck and all...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well... I kinda like you like this... Since you're stuck and all...

I would say yes if it wasn't for your work socks all balled up under here...ewww...and my hair is caught in the box spring...don't you give me that look, I can tell from this angle that you're looking at me like a sheep caught in a barbed wire fence in the middle of the night and no ones lookin.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I would say yes if it wasn't for your work socks all balled up under here...ewww...and my hair is caught in the box spring...don't you give me that look, I can tell from this angle that you're looking at me like a sheep caught in a barbed wire fence in the middle of the night and no ones lookin.

Who needs sheep when I've got you, darlin?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Who needs sheep when I've got you, darlin?

Sugar , you get me out of here an I'll show you how baaaaaaad I can be...just don't pull too hard, I don't want no bald patches.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sugar , you get me out of here an I'll show you how baaaaaaad I can be...just don't pull too hard, I don't want no bald patches.

oh, all right...
Here we go, easy... easy... Okay now?

You got dustbunnies in your hair!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

oh, all right...
Here we go, easy... easy... Okay now?

You got dustbunnies in your hair!

Ewww....what's that stuck to my boobie?

 

[Samandiriel]

Trailer trash.