Stelllaaaa!!!

[Stella_Omega]

You were a scout once weren't you?
Come on baby , light my campfire of Love.

and next time, no onions for lunch.

I try to do a good turn daily.
But that trustworthy, courteous, kind, thrifty, brave, reverent and all the rest of it... Well, I give it a shot when I remember to.

Bouncy, bouncy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I try to do a good turn daily.
But that trustworthy, courteous, kind, thrifty, brave, reverent and all the rest of it... Well, I give it a shot when I remember to.

Bouncy, bouncy!

I'm glad you got rid of the faggy av...this one is much better....not so hard my boobs just hit my chin.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm glad you got rid of the faggy av...this one is much better....not so hard my boobs just hit my chin.

If you'd just get that cigar out of my way, I could take care of them for you...

You don't think this av is faggy too?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you'd just get that cigar out of my way, I could take care of them for you...

You don't think this av is faggy too?

*tucks cigar behind ear*

Not as faggy as the other one.

 

[Stella_Omega]

*tucks cigar behind ear*

Not as faggy as the other one.

thanks, now I won't burn my chin any more, when I kiss you

okay, the new one stays then..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

thanks, now I won't burn my chin any more, when I kiss you

okay, the new one stays then..

and I won't waste a good $5 cigar....kiss me you fool...kiss me like Barbie kisses Ken.


Or you can use one of you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

and I won't waste a good $5 cigar....kiss me you fool...kiss me like Barbie kisses Ken.


Or you can use one of you.

it IS me- with magic marker. Look hot, don't I?

I forgot my plastic lips, I'll have to kiss you some other way

 

[ABSTRUSE]

it IS me- with magic marker. Look hot, don't I?

I forgot my plastic lips, I'll have to kiss you some other way

I like the beard and stash.

Get those wax ones and I can chew em.

 

[MissBri]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*lurk*

STELLA!

Back away from my bitch, bitch.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Stella_Omega]

oh jeeze, I'll be right back with the double-ender

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Erm... kiss my festive ass. I've been waiting impatiently to catch Stella since I got back online a couple days ago! 'Sides, didn't you go to kindergarten and learn how to share?

I was raised by bats....and I've been trying to get her for days now and the bitch keeps taking off on me.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Stella_Omega]

*pounce* Did ya get your goodies?

sure did, thanks! sent you a pm...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was raised by bats....and I've been trying to get her for days now and the bitch keeps taking off on me.

dragged away, darlin, dragged kicking and screaming.... i swear it.

oh yeah, wax lips- you can chew on my real ones if you want...
or I'll chew on yours.
I drew a moustache, want a ride?

 

[MissBri]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

dragged away, darlin, dragged kicking and screaming.... i swear it.

oh yeah, wax lips- you can chew on my real ones if you want...
or I'll chew on yours.
I drew a moustache, want a ride?

I have fantasies of you doing just that....mostly the screaming part.

Come here you sexy thang and let me jingle your bells and raise your North Pole.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have fantasies of you doing just that....mostly the screaming part.

Come here you sexy thang and let me jingle your bells and raise your North Pole.

it's got red and white stripes, in honor of the season!

Oooh, oooh ooh ooh-
Let me suck your pointsettia of pleasure, my little xmas angel

 

[ABSTRUSE]

it's got red and white stripes, in honor of the season!

Oooh, oooh ooh ooh-
Let me suck your pointsettia of pleasure, my little xmas angel

I'll throw myself on your yule log of great tidings until you make me wassail for more.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'll throw myself on your yule log of great tidings until you make me wassail for more.

Your dirty talk is going to make me lose control...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your dirty talk is going to make me lose control...

I'll ride you like a one horse open sleigh, over the fields....laughing all the way.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Chest and nuts roasting over my fire too baby. I'll pop your corn.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Chest and nuts roasting over my fire too baby. I'll pop your corn.

My corn ain't popping today, baby- nothing but hot air in the popper.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Meet under the mistletoe in a half hour.