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HoneyMeadows said:
*phew*

https://media.istockphoto.com/photo...=gc9_qKfG8rYqcwVR8CLqzlICM3G3NJ-i4vypObeI1ck=

Ok so accounts are nearly done! Payroll is next week so please get your overtime and uh...expenses...submitted by next Wednesday. Please don't forget to provide proof of...er...purchase, otherwise I will be required to perform a thorough investigation... :devil:

Mr X, Sir, I'm going to need some proof of purchase for the contents of those boxes...
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Wow! ...you're good Honey! :eek: ...and you're quite good at numbers too! :D

Those boxes weren't the shops so we don't have the receipts - they appear to belong to fish ...and I shudder to think what was inside 'em!


Anyway, shut those books, turn off your calculator, take those glasses off, remove the hairclip, go upstairs and slip out of those work clothes and into the shower ...and I'll be up in a minute to join you with a couple of bottles of wine.

Anja, SV you;re more than welcome to join us when you've finished down here and locked up!;)
 
StrangeView said:
Hello Fish :)
Oh, and by the way, when were you planning on letting the Hendersons out? Cos I'd rather not be there when you do, they're completely mad now :eek::eek:
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thefishfryer said:
Me, I'm not going near that basement. :eek:

Maybe we could hire a few of these
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AnjaPPunk said:
or They just need to be X-ed out :D:devil:
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Guys! :eek: ...we need to come up with a plan to get them outta there without getting killed in the process! :(

We've got several events coming up and we're gonna need the basement! :devil:
 
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AnjaPPunk said:
dear P/patrons and C/customers :kiss: as the end of this month is nigh W/we wanna host a pumpkin contest :D please during these last october days send in (ie post) pictures of halloween pumpkins where the pumpkin's/pumpkins' look also has some (kinky) reference to O/our etablissement :devil::heart: dear staff members :eek::kiss: Y/your pictures won't be running in the same competitions so that there will be the kinkiest pumpkin picture by a Patron or Customer and the kinkiest one by a staff member :eek: and the same will apply to the picture with the best reference to the cafe :heart: each P/person can only participate with one picture and closing date is midnight between 31 october 2021 (sunday) and 01 november 2021 (monday) uct (greenwich time) :kinkypumpkin:
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What a great idea!! Can we have a party too? :D

https://content.kink.com/imagedb/39131/i/h/410/17.jpg
 
Mr X said:
Wow! ...you're good Honey! :eek: ...and you're quite good at numbers too! :D

Those boxes weren't the shops so we don't have the receipts - they appear to belong to fish ...and I shudder to think what was inside 'em!


Anyway, shut those books, turn off your calculator, take those glasses off, remove the hairclip, go upstairs and slip out of those work clothes and into the shower ...and I'll be up in a minute to join you with a couple of bottles of wine.

Anja, SV you;re more than welcome to join us when you've finished down here and locked up!;)
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Ooo thanks for the wonderful night Boss ;)

It's most appreciated but I still need your expense receipts along with everyone else...

SV...if I'm to investigate your expenses I'm going to need the basement! :eek: :devil:



Mr X said:


Guys! :eek: ...we need to come up with a plan to get them outta there without getting killed in the process! :(

We've got several events coming up and we're gonna need the basement! :devil:
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Could we do some safe (for Health & Safety) sensory deprivation and then just open the door so they stumble out blinded by the light and we just direct them out of the shop quickly?
 
StrangeView said:
What a great idea!! Can we have a party too? :D

https://content.kink.com/imagedb/39131/i/h/410/17.jpg
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AnjaPPunk said:
if you organize it i'll be fine with that :eek::devil:
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StrangeView said:
Ok, I'm on it :). Hey, maybe we could let the Hendersons out then? Surely nobody would notice.... :rolleyes:
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The day we stop partying here at STARFUCKS https://i.imgur.com/LESsgo6.png is the day we shut up shop! :eek:

As for the Hendersons! ...I think we could really do with getting 'em outta here well before then! ...I mean they're already pissed off so what would they be like in another two weeks :eek::eek::eek: ...I don't think our halloween party needs to be gatecrashed by an armed S.W.A.T Team!
 
HoneyMeadows said:
Ooo thanks for the wonderful night Boss ;)

It's most appreciated but I still need your expense receipts along with everyone else...

https://i.imgur.com/Klfql2u.jpg?1

No... thank you Honey :devil: ...and as for the receipts ...well! erm! we don't ALWAYS use money to acquire goods here :rolleyes: ...yeah, I know that will make balancing the books a bit trickier, but I'm sure that between us we can find a way!

SV...if I'm to investigate your expenses I'm going to need the basement! :devil:

*Sniggers! - reckon SV will probably find a way to 'relocate' the Hendersons by this evening - now that he has the 'proverbial carrot dangled in front of his crotch!*




Could we do some safe (for Health & Safety) sensory deprivation and then just open the door so they stumble out blinded by the light and we just direct them out of the shop quickly?

I know a vet ...so will have a word about borrowing a tranquilliser gun and some darts along with some buffalo tranquilliser! and then dump 'em somewhere like Queensland in Australia or maybe Alaska ...but we're gonna need some kinda insurance (blackmail!) so they don't come back seeking revenge!

Maybe whilst they're out cold, we could get picture of them with Donald Trump and Prince Andrew (...they'd be up for anything! :eek:) ...and then we could threaten to leak the pics to the media ...Not even the Hendersons could live with that shame! :D
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:devil::D:rolleyes:
 
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Morning peeps!


Not sure if I crossed a line last night or not! :confused:

Yesterday, towards the end of the day, it was quiet in here and I noticed an older lady on her own sitting in one of the booths so thought I'd check if she was OK and needed anything!

Well, imagine my surprise when she turned round and looked up and it turned out that it was my mothers best friend - Pamela! ...or 'Aunty Pam' as we knew her when we were growing up, because the two of them were inseparable and almost like sisters!
To cut a long story short, she was chatting to my Big Sis who was here a few weeks ago, and Sis was telling her there was something about her little brothers place that she couldn't quite put her finger on! So 'Aunty Pam' said she would swing by and check the place out.

Well one thing led to another ...those couple of bottles of wine didn't help matters either! ...and well.....

https://i.imgur.com/QkjsCem.jpg



The problem is....

https://i.imgur.com/pfmILHp.jpg

She's still here! :eek:
 
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