Starfishie...

[scylis]

forget that whiney little Skywalker twerp. let the Jedi Knight show you how a "lightsaber" is used.

 

[Starfish]

I am damn slow, Aren't I?

I was hoping you'd notice my cute little get up, Obi. You see, I just love it when I catch your eye, because I know you have more self control than that little brat Ani, so therefore, when I do get it, I must really be doing a good job of being a little slut tease.


*bats eyelashes*



By the way, do you like watching two girls do each other before you fuck them both?

*bats eyelashes*

 

[scylis]

i said you were trouble. i said you were not to be trusted.

i lied my ass off to try to get the little shit out of the way.

you drive me to madness whenever you are near. i want but only to shed these responsabilities, these burdens i bear and to run away, far away, with you and do naught but bask in your beauty, your splendor from sun(s) up to sun(s) down. tis truely a shame, a travasty, for your greatness to be wasted on a vaccuous egomaniac like that.




and gawddamnit, my housemates just totally fucking killed my mindset or i would have gone on and on and on for at least another paragraph of two.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Yeah!


Put on the brass bikini!


















Both of you

 

[Mischka]

Starfish

I've admired that outfit ever since I first saw it. Looks like great lounging attire. Might get some odd looks at the grocery store, though. At least on this planet.

 

[scylis]

Yeah!


Put on the brass bikini!


Both of you

don't fuck with the Jedi Master, boy.

 

[bluntforcemama]

If people can go grocery shopping in their pajamas, I think you can get away with wearing that outfit. It's the midriff I wouldn't be able to pull off.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

If people can go grocery shopping in their pajamas, I think you can get away with wearing that outfit. It's the midriff I wouldn't be able to pull off.

Pfft


I'd want to see you in it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Why? So you can giggle?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Um, yeah, that was it.

 

[scylis]

Pfft


I'd want to see you in it.

i'm with you, Squity.

let's see some navel!

 

[Starfish]

Oh Obi wan. You're stricken with some sort of madness? *plays coy*

I..... I..... don't know what to say. I think it is.... well, I don't know......

It's just that.... I can't be with a man that has a pink lightsaber.

Okay, a purple one will do. That is okay.

O, let us run away and be lovers......

Anything to get off this rock.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Did I ever tell anyone I think Scylis is cool.

Not to mention Fishie, and Myst . . . ah Myst.

 

[scylis]

well, there's a little problem. my Jedi Starfighter only seats one. you'll have to sit in my lap all the way there.

bet you wouldn't tell Shaft that his lightsaber is pink...

 

[Starfish]

Oh darn.

 

[scylis]

By the way, do you like watching two girls do each other before you fuck them both?

*bats eyelashes*

(oh, hey! just noticed this!)

well, durring one of my adventures i was drawn into a rift in the space time continuum and deposited on some strange planet in the distant future, or maybe the past. anyway, i met this actress named Natalie Portman while there, though she seemed to have me confused with someone else at first. and for some strange reason, everybody wanted my autograph and a bearded man in flannel tried to take away my lightsaber, saying that he didn't let me borrow his "prop."

wierd.

 

[Starfish]

That same thing happened to me!

Cept this one bearded guy in flannel kept making me change my clothes more than I liked. And everyone kept asking this scottish guy for his autograph.


weird.