*stares in shock* WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO MY KINGDOM???

[Always]

Someone had better explain just what exactly happend to this board and who did it. Cause they're gettin a spankin'!!

 

[Renegade]

*jumps up raising his hand* I did it! I did it!

What's wrong with the board? I think things have picked up lately compared to how slow things were like two weeks or so ago.

 

[Always]

*pulls renegade over one knee* bad little boy!

i haven't been here in three weeks...

 

[Roland Gilliad]

NO I DID IT!! (even though i've only been back a few days) BUT IM HELPIN!!

 

[Always]

*raises one eyebrow* you both get a spankin, then!

 

[Bobtoad777]

i just started on this board 3 days or so ago but can I have a spanking from you Shila?

 

[Renegade]

Hey I got here first! You guys had your chance! lol

 

[intriguess]

was me too....i'm a catalyst

*grin* but i'd much rather give you a spanking...naughty girl...i was thinking HWO was flop and here you are acting all shocked

 

[KillerMuffin]

I must lack a coherent sense of humor. If this is some sort of joke, please, explain it to me.

[Edited by KillerMuffin on 10-18-2000 at 08:11 PM]

 

[Always]

the SRP is my realm. I took it over a while ago. I used to be in at least half the threads on here. That's how I hit 100 so fast. this is my kingdom.

hmmm...

i think you're all just sayinhg that to get spankings. but my hand doesn;t hurt easily...

 

[KillerMuffin]

...Your realm is it. I see.

 

[Always]

RiPping land is my home.

 

[Guest]

This is another thread that doesn't belong here.

Shila, when you first got here, you were posting so much, YOU were concerned you were posting too much. Then you are gone for THREE weeks, and expect us to stand still while you are lollygagging?

I'm in my mid 40's, and I've been playing roleplaying games since highschool. I graduated in 1975. That's means I've been roleplaying for over 25 years.

Don't let that number under your name get to your head. Oops, sorry, it already has.

This is NOT your kingdom, never was, and never will be.

Sincerely yours,

- Moon

 

[Always]

*laughs*

'Tevah. And, if you'll notice, I was worried about the General board, not this one. Sorry, babes, but you're shit outta luck. I've been playing Dungeons and Dragons since my brother taught me when I was three years old.

someone is going through menopause, and it ain't me...

 

[Guest]

And, if you'll notice, I was worried about the General board, not this one.

Oh? And just where did I miss this fine remark?

- Moon

 

[Renegade]

Why do some of you guys get upset about threads like these? They are few and far between and if you dont like them just ignore them and they'll go to the bottom and be gone. But by posting to them to complain you keep them around. Kinda ironic.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You aren't offended by the blatant implication that no one on this board can do anything without Shila, except fuck everything up and ruin the board, Renegade?

I'm sorry if that bothers you and your scrumptious Latin Heat, but I think Shila, as usual, is spouting her normal self aggrandizing egotistical nonsense. She is not the master RPGer, she is not the Queen Bee of this board, we do not bow down and worship her in awe, nor should we lower ourselves to do so. I for one, rather resent the implication that she can punish others at her whim.

Whether or not she is fun to play with is rather moot, in this thread at least. She insulted us, you included sweetie. I choose to ignore it, considering the source, as it were. In this instance, Moon my love, the delicious Renegade is right, Shila simply isn't worth the effort or time. Why get mad? Just ignore her. In any case Moon darling, if longevity were an issue, Shila, who became a member of this board a stark month and a half ago, would be nothing but a babe in arms.

For some wildly unfathomable reason, some people actually like Shila, and will probably defend her dubious honor. I like most of the people on this board too much to pick fights with them over such a useless point.

 

[Renegade]

Why you jumping on me for? I just made an observation that people that start arguing with people over posts like these are just keeping them at the top. See now this thread had fallen off the first page but now that you guys are complaining about it look what happened. It's up here in the top again.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I apologize profusely if I was being snotty to you, Renegade. I didn't mean to in the least. I'm really sorry, in any case, this is the last I'll be saying on this thread, I wouldn't have said anything again, but I didn't want you to think I was trying to be bitchy to you Renegade. *sigh* maybe I shouldn't have flushed the valium.

 

[Renegade]

Nah it's ok. Actualy now that I've reread the post, I realise that you werent realy being rude to me or anything. Sorry for that last reply. Also sorry for bringing the thread up again, but just wanted to let you know everything is cool between us.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Breaking my promise...

but just wanted to let you know everything is cool between us.

Cool?

Well drat. Back to the couch for some pizza and more Springer for me.

Sorry for prolonging the life of this thread...

 

[Phoenix]

My two cents what wait I dinna got two cents damn well I owe you back

Now what Shila did was a joke. She was not serious . It was just her way of saying she is back. Calm down people and they say I am hot headed. Plus everyone knows that I am the Main Event when I get back home from vacation. lol Relax the more y'all get mad the more she gets off knowing that she got you all so hot and bothered. Hmm maybe I would too if I got you all so hot and bothered maybe I should do the same thing when I get home from NYC. Aww well I have to go. Why? Because I need to reup my Prozac perscription. Salut mon compains`