Star Wars Story

There are several already on the site - what would you do differently?

Make R2 an Ass Mech droid?
C3PO a truly cunning linguist?
JarJar into a throw rug?
Ok, ok, that last one might be a bit of a personal fetish…. ;)
 
I've never could make myself to read any SW porno. Guess those characters are an anchor to my childhood or something, and I don't want spoil them.
 
We all already know that the Princess Lea's metal swimsuit wasn't supposed to cover anything.
Wat do you mean? It’s so good at it’s job it’s contagious, even via video!

the epitome of chastity belts - even the fans don’t get laid! ;)
 
I like Star Wars as much as the next guy (okay, not as much as Star Trek, but still enjoyable) but I don't find much even potentially erotic about it. The only possible potential I can see is some Luke/Leia incest action. That could be hot.
 
I like Star Wars as much as the next guy (okay, not as much as Star Trek, but still enjoyable) but I don't find much even potentially erotic about it. The only possible potential I can see is some Luke/Leia incest action. That could be hot.
You never petted a Wookiee? ;)
 
I like Star Wars as much as the next guy (okay, not as much as Star Trek, but still enjoyable) but I don't find much even potentially erotic about it. The only possible potential I can see is some Luke/Leia incest action. That could be hot.


Just as long as we can actually work out what the relationship was... how did Mel Brooks have it?... "Luke, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate'...
 
Just as long as we can actually work out what the relationship was... how did Mel Brooks have it?... "Luke, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate'...
That could be Lonestar's cousin's roommate.

His father's brother is his uncle.
His uncle's nephew is Lonestar.
His cousin's roommate was Dark Helmet.
 
Just as long as we can actually work out what the relationship was... how did Mel Brooks have it?... "Luke, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate'...

Complicated, but not as incestuous as being a Mog... your "own best friend".

I wonder if Brooks realised that a mog or "moggie" is actually slang for a cat...
 
Yes, but it's British slang - you know, as far as Americans are concerned, abroad = a galaxy far, far away.
 
It’s a big galaxy and lots of fun can be had with the different cultures and species in that galaxy. Exploring outside the characters of the Skywalker saga could be more so.
 
It’s a big galaxy and lots of fun can be had with the different cultures and species in that galaxy. Exploring outside the characters of the Skywalker saga could be more so.
Yes, I started working on one just like this. I’m not usually into non-human in my erotica but I had this idea about one of the female Hutt crime lords and a “slave boy” from a species not mentioned in any of the movies or novels which have the uncanny ability to engorge their penis into incredible size. It was fun but I lost interest when I really wasn’t sure where to take the concept.
 
Yes, I started working on one just like this. I’m not usually into non-human in my erotica but I had this idea about one of the female Hutt crime lords and a “slave boy” from a species not mentioned in any of the movies or novels which have the uncanny ability to engorge their penis into incredible size. It was fun but I lost interest when I really wasn’t sure where to take the concept.
Sounds very cool, I like the fact that it takes the Master/slave dynamic and has a female Master and Male slave, not common in BDSM erotica and Sci-fi BDSM erotica either.
 
Yes, I started working on one just like this. I’m not usually into non-human in my erotica but I had this idea about one of the female Hutt crime lords and a “slave boy” from a species not mentioned in any of the movies or novels which have the uncanny ability to engorge their penis into incredible size. It was fun but I lost interest when I really wasn’t sure where to take the concept.
Some options, use or not as you will:
- the slave runs into trouble and the Hutt hits the war path
- the Hutt cuts a deal with another, non-Hutt crime lord.
- - it works perfectly and the two throw an orgy to celebrate
- - it almost works, and the slave boy saves the day, knowingly or thru blind luck
- - it goes right down the toilet (now I got you imagining Hutt toilets! Heee!) and the Hutt & her slave have to run for it
- yet another crime lord hires a bounty hunter to kidnap the slave, which might or might not work out as planned

Potential Plot twists -
- that shy little slave is the Hutt’s tech or tactician. The slave stuff is his preferred reward for jobs well done
- that impressive penis is the alien. The bipedal form is a biomech suit to help him move in galactic society
 
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