Star Wars = Sex Wars?

[slyc_willie]

Here's an idea that has been floating in the back of my mind: An erotic story set in the Star Wars universe. I am an admitted Star Wars junkie and have always had the twisted fantasy of having sex with a Twi'lek! (If you don't know what that is, you might want to skip this thread)

My basic idea concerns a Jedi who is tempted toward the dark side by having the most incredible sex of his life. He gives in, falls to the dark side, but is somehow redeemed through -- you guessed it -- having sex with a good-hearted Twi'lek. Or something like that.

Ideas? Comments? Suggestions? Let me know.

 

[Akito01]

Even though I had an automatic knee-jerk negative reaction from the topic, I do have to admit that Twi'leks are indeed hot -and women cos-playing as Twi'leks are especially hot.

I dare say, even if you don't find the Star Wars universe good material for erotica, I actually think there's good grist for the mill in an earthbound story featuring nerdy girls getting sexy in that kind of costume play. It's been a long time since I wrote 'Magical Girl' (which touched on anime cosplay), and it's probably time I did another. That's probably not doing justice to the original intent of this particular story idea thread, but that's the angle I find myself most drawn to.

 

[emap]

You have to be very careful with a Star Wars tale, namely don't. George Lucas is pretty anal about protecting his copywrite on Star Wars, the guys who write the books have to pass the idea and the finished tale past him before they are published, any mods done to any game that has a Star Wars feel to it, he instantly files a lawsuit against.

He later often times says go ahead with the mod, but generally about 6 months later, and always with the little legal mumbo jumbo about how Star Wars is a legal copywrited material of Lucasarts and used here with permission.

However, if you can do up a tale with Twi'Lek like aliens and avoid Jedi all together, you can write it. So long as you stay 20 miles away from any mention of a Star Wars creature, name or object Lucas can't do anything, think of Spaceballs. They took the whole idea of Star Wars and made a movie, but they changed everything to be like but not like.

 

[only_more_so]

Even though I had an automatic knee-jerk negative reaction from the topic, I do have to admit that Twi'leks are indeed hot -and women cos-playing as Twi'leks are especially hot.

I thought much the same thing. I was like, Star Wars Fan Faction? That's so pimple face teenager. But then I looked up Twi-leks, and was like, yep, oddly enough super hot. Although it could be because they are always in really skimpy outfits. Actually, the idea of a woman painted all over is also really sexy (just as true in Star Trek as Star Wars).

 

[Texguy84]

To run with the cosplay theme, I have two female friends who are rabid Star Wars fans (and who were room mates for a time).

I like to imagine that they found creative uses for the plastic light saber toys.

 

[slyc_willie]

Actually, I have seen a plastic lightsaber used in just an interesting way!

That was a good point raised about George Lucas' egomaniacal protectiveness over his work. I suppose I could create a different, but suitably familiar, background. I just like the idea of a jedi being lured to the Dark Side through sex.

Still, enough background, a little explanation, and I could establish a similar agency a la the Grammaton Clerics in the movie 'Equilibrium.' I'll have to think on it.

Thanks for the feedback, everyone.

 

[kbate]

for the OP. I have a 5 chapter story in the works ( 5 chapters finished) based (loosely) on the star wars theme and universe - specifically Jedi in the pre-empire days.

I have it shelved right now for some other projects (3 month old baby) but hope to complete first draft by the holidays.

 

[Hooper_X]

... and have always had the twisted fantasy of having sex with a Twi'lek!

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to take your lunch money and suspend you by your underwear waistband from a coat rack?

 

[emap]

Hooper somehow I am not surprised, I bet you were the school bully and stayed a virgin until college.

 

[Hooper_X]

Hooper somehow I am not surprised, I bet you were the school bully

Actually, no. I was in drama, performing arts club and I played Dungeons & Dragons, and I never laid a hand on anyone who wasn't a willing participant in the fray. That's how lame the Twi'lek comment was.

and stayed a virgin until college.

Aside from this being a classic example of projection as a defense mechanism, something in this statement is being lost in the cross-cultural translation. For one thing, I have no personal frame of reference for this kind of poignant sitcom-esque--on a very special episode of Boy Meets World--anxiety about prolongation of one's virginity. It really isn't likely to register with people who grew up in urban environments where sexual precociousness is a matter of course. Secondly, I'm sure that I would have been better off had I remained a virgin until college. So, while I'm sure that was supposed to have been an insult, it just doesn't mean anything to me.

 

[emap]

I was teasing silly.

And actually, I rather think at times I would have had more fun waiting to be deflowered until college. Then I remember how much fun I had on my back and well the thought goes away.