Star Treck at its best!!!

[Kirrix]

4 words everyone!

Starfleet Captive By Clcarne!!!!!!!

I usually distrust Star Treck erotica, especially since reading pieces of sh*t like The Anguish of Counselro Troy and the story about Data and Entreprise. No offense to who-ever wrote them, but they sucked major ass, cock and whatever else you can imagine! Poor grammar, impobobale situation and simply discusting sex scenes were accompanied by COMPLETELY improboble events per say the actual story line. Star Fleet stories on this site majorly sucked.... Untill now! Starfleet Captive, not only follows the story line (or at least its very proboble) but it also has no mistakes what-so-ever content wise (me a Trekkie ;p ) I was extremely happy because of reading it! Thank you Clcarne and keep up the good job!! I truly suggest all of you go and read this story. It kicks ass, sex scenes are good and it follows the story line (and its not just a bunch of bull sh*t thrown together with some words like ass, tit and cunt, slapped with the Star Treck lable and give to you!)

I truly suggest all of you read it. You can find it in the section about paranormal stuff and all.

Well, that's my opinion, pleasep ost yours!!!


Peace ^.^

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I also hate unlikey situations in erotica. I mean, when the starship enters a tachyon nebula and the inertial dampers go off line while Troi and Riker are screwing on a Holodcek created Martian surface and they're floating in the zero-gravity and Troi says, "What are you thinking?" even though she's an Empath, well, that ruins it for me because I suddenly become aware of how improbable the whole thing is.

 

[Kirrix]

Here, here....

I quite agree that today there are too dam many imporobable and dam idiotic erotica storiers about Star Treck, Star Wars and all the other respectfull and worshiped stuff... Its really, really sad.... Thusly I am going to incourage as many of you as I can to write some stories and post them. I would really apreacite that!!!

Also, DCL, the dampeners, as far as I know don't go off line in that case.... (or if they do the whole internal ship structure will suffer likely shutting down opr damaging the holodecks)


Kirrix,
He's not "Da man!", but "Da Beast!" will do just as well!

 

[CelestialBody]

Quite Simply

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can anyone tell me the definition of "irony"?

 

[Havocman]

According to Webster...

iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-& )r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
Date: 1502
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony
synonym see WIT



Havoc the Helpful

 

[Andra_Jenny]

STAR TREK

 

[R Nitelight]

Kirrix

Shouldn't you call yourself a Treckkie?

 

[Guest]

thanks

Nectre or clcarne

 

[clcarne]

irony

Can anyone tell me the definition of "irony"?

they sell a kit that simulates old rusty metal -- it's made by Rustoleum

 

[Angelique Bouchette]

Star Trek!

4 words everyone!

Starfleet Captive By Clcarne!!!!!!!

I usually distrust Star Treck erotica, especially since reading pieces of sh*t like The Anguish of Counselro Troy and the story about Data and Entreprise. No offense to who-ever wrote them, but they sucked major ass, cock and whatever else you can imagine! Poor grammar, impobobale situation and simply discusting sex scenes were accompanied by COMPLETELY improboble events per say the actual story line. Star Fleet stories on this site majorly sucked.... Untill now! Starfleet Captive, not only follows the story line (or at least its very proboble) but it also has no mistakes what-so-ever content wise (me a Trekkie ;p ) I was extremely happy because of reading it! Thank you Clcarne and keep up the good job!! I truly suggest all of you go and read this story. It kicks ass, sex scenes are good and it follows the story line (and its not just a bunch of bull sh*t thrown together with some words like ass, tit and cunt, slapped with the Star Treck lable and give to you!)

I truly suggest all of you read it. You can find it in the section about paranormal stuff and all.

Well, that's my opinion, pleasep ost yours!!!


Peace ^.^

Thanks for the tip about 'Starfleet Captive' by Clcarne, much appreciated, but how anyone can claim to be a Trekkie, when they can't even spell the title properly...? Anyhow, back to your main grouse. Star Trek and its various spin-offs are very popular TV/movie series and, as a consequence, give rise to lots of fan-fiction, erotic or otherwise. This, plus the fact that many of the authors are quite young, will inevitably give rise to plenty of poor quality stories. Just be thankful for the few gems out there! Also, don't complain about poor grammar until you clean up your own act!