Dietrich K.
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A few days ago while researching some information about the writings of Mark Twain, I found this web page which began by telling about the various versions of Mark Twain's story The Mysterious Stranger. I had just scanned the beginning of it and to be honest, had not read it completely before I did. Bad judgement on my part since it later turns into a fairly bizarre rant. I could have let it go, but the final sentence of the report saddened me greatly :
Can this be true? Have our beloved American boobs started on some self-destructive path? What will we tell our children when they grow up and find themselves in a world without American boobs? How can we, as Americans allow this to continue?
I, for one, refuse to let this happen. Yes, I Dietrich Knickerbocker hereby devote my life, my honor, yea my precious bodily fluids, to the preservation of the American boobs.
Stand tall, stand proud, American boobs.
Who's with me?
Can this be true? Have our beloved American boobs started on some self-destructive path? What will we tell our children when they grow up and find themselves in a world without American boobs? How can we, as Americans allow this to continue?
I, for one, refuse to let this happen. Yes, I Dietrich Knickerbocker hereby devote my life, my honor, yea my precious bodily fluids, to the preservation of the American boobs.
Stand tall, stand proud, American boobs.
Who's with me?
