Stalker Wanted

[Ilk]

God dammit. I lost another bet. I swore this was just another douchebag thread with some pathetic asswipe seeking attention. Then Garnate shows up to prove me wrong.

I bet you're a bowler.

 

[islandman]

I bet you're a bowler.

The hat or the one with the funny-looking shoes?

 

[Garnate]

God dammit. I lost another bet. I swore this was just another douchebag thread with some pathetic asswipe seeking attention. Then Garnate shows up to prove me wrong.

Is it because I'm actually the pathetic asswipe seeking attention??

You wouldn't be wrong.

 

[Devil'sChild]

I bet you're a bowler.

I bet your your mom is unhappy you still live at home and refuse to pay rent.

 

[Devil'sChild]

Is it because I'm actually the pathetic asswipe seeking attention??

You wouldn't be wrong.

You didn't have to open your mouth but you couldn't resist.

 

[Ilk]

I bet your your mom is unhappy you still live at home and refuse to pay rent.

My only advice for you is to avoid Vegas.

 

[Devil'sChild]

My only advice for you is to avoid Vegas.

Yeah. Good advice. I really don't like gold digging whores. I much prefer whores who seek out sex over money.

 

[Ilk]

Yeah. Good advice. I really don't like gold digging whores. I much prefer whores who seek out sex over money.

I just go for the buffets.

 

[Devil'sChild]

I just go for the buffets.

The whores are cleaner. So much for your advice.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Hey. Get your ass back here.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hey. Get your ass back here.

How can we stalk him if he's never around?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

How can we stalk him if he's never around?

http://antiwar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/111003_cartoon_058_a15994_p465-bed-drone.gif

 

[StrangeLife]

.....

Beautiful brain required.

....

Obviously a zombie on the prowl. What other kind of guy would mention "brain" as one of the first three things he looks for in a girl?

http://s27.postimg.org/qma4cmztb/60_52014.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/ahhhh/53/stalker.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Obviously a zombie on the prowl. What other kind of guy would mention "brain" as one of the first three things he looks for in a girl?

http://s27.postimg.org/qma4cmztb/60_52014.gif

An intelligent one or one who wants her to do his taxes.

 

[Ilk]

Hey. Get your ass back here.

You're scary. Are you available?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You're scary. Are you available?

I don't do Bar Mitzvah's if that's what you're looking for.

 

[Garnate]

0800 - Ilk hits snooze on his alarm
0815 - Ilk finishes his morning masturbation
0900 - Ilk finishes his second morning masturbation
0930 - Ilk completes third morning masturbation

This stalking business is both entertaining AND boring. How is that possible?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

0800 - Ilk hits snooze on his alarm
0815 - Ilk finishes his morning masturbation
0900 - Ilk finishes his second morning masturbation
0930 - Ilk completes third morning masturbation

This stalking business is both entertaining AND boring. How is that possible?

Some are just born to it.

 

[Ilk]

I don't do Bar Mitzvah's if that's what you're looking for.

Silly shiksa. I haven't been 13 for months.

 

[Ilk]

0800 - Ilk hits snooze on his alarm
0815 - Ilk finishes his morning masturbation
0900 - Ilk finishes his second morning masturbation
0930 - Ilk completes third morning masturbation

This stalking business is both entertaining AND boring. How is that possible?

It's like you know me.