Stalker Wanted

[Ilk]

Preferably female.
Beautiful brain required.
Apply here.

 

[drinkz]

If Query tried as hard in real life as he does at trolling, his marriage wouldn't be a failure.

 

[Ilk]

October46 is free. Extra points if you like golf and jizz.

Does she bowl? It's not a requirement but it tells a lot about a person.

 

[yossi]

You must be looking for Abbey Normal. She has a killer brain.

 

[Ilk]

You must be looking for Abbey Normal. She has a killer brain.

What's in a name?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Post tasteful nudes of yourself in this thread and I'll consider it. How do you like birds?

 

[drinkz]

If Query tried as hard in real life as he does at trolling, his marriage wouldn't be a failure.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What's in a name?

What the fuck kind of name is Ilk?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you saying you don't like his ilk?

 

[Ilk]

Post tasteful nudes of yourself in this thread and I'll consider it. How do you like birds?

Not much of a fan of starlings. Is that a problem?

 

[Ilk]

I think it's just golf and jizz. Never heard anything about bowling.

Golf pisses me off.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Are you saying you don't like his ilk?

At least it's short.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not much of a fan of starlings. Is that a problem?

No.






<<< 100 percent dodo though I pretend to be a parrot and sometimes a seagull.

 

[parodyluvr75]

At least it's short.

Dynamite sometimes comes in small packages.

 

[Ilk]

Dynamite sometimes comes in small packages.

On the internet there are no small packages.

 

[parodyluvr75]

On the internet there are no small packages.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Garnate]

u wunt sexyyy time w me I no u do so lets get on w dis shit I like long wlks on tha beech and fuckin' moscato and hip hop music and i'll suck yo dick in front o' yo nayboors like whoa

 

[Ilk]

u wunt sexyyy time w me I no u do so lets get on w dis shit I like long wlks on tha beech and fuckin' moscato and hip hop music and i'll suck yo dick in front o' yo nayboors like whoa

You must be one of the night stalkers.

 

[Garnate]

You must be one of the night stalkers.

Stalk you so good, baby.....

 

[Ilk]

Stalk you so good, baby.....

Do you have a concealed carry permit? Or is that a second date kind of question?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Do you have a concealed carry permit? Or is that a second date kind of question?

The better question is "how many restraining orders are against you?"

 

[neci]

titties! i want titties!

 

[Garnate]

Do you have a concealed carry permit? Or is that a second date kind of question?

The better question is "how many restraining orders are against you?"

I have a Carry Conceal for my Glock17. No restraining orders yet but I think guys are just getting lazier. HELLO, how hard is it to dial 911 and fill out a statement? Jesus.

 

[Devil'sChild]

God dammit. I lost another bet. I swore this was just another douchebag thread with some pathetic asswipe seeking attention. Then Garnate shows up to prove me wrong.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Dynamite sometimes comes in small packages.

I only stalk idiots. As quick as I am usually compelled to pass judgment, I'm not sure this one is stalk worthy.