Stalker groundrules....

[Svedish_Chef]

????? wrote on 03-25-2002 03:55 AM:
This is the preliminary communique informing you of your rights and responsibilities as a stalkee.

Rights:

1) You have a right to be PMed mercilessly with romantic drivel.
2) You have a right to strip naked at any time.
3) You have a right to delete PMs only after they've piled up beyond 75 in number.
4) You have a right to reply to PMs.
5) You have a right to brag about being stalked.

Responsiblities:

1) You are to keep your PM box and email box open to me, hereafter referred to as "Interim Stalker" at all times.
2) You are to keep the identity of your Interim Stalker secret when bragging about being stalked.
3) You are to keep from reporting your condition as a Stalkee to local authorities.
4) You are to keep yourself in a state of nudity when reading any PMs from your Interim Stalker.
5) You are to keep your Interim Stalker informed of any developments with Permanent Stalkers, whomever they shall be or make themselves known as.

This contract may be terminated at any time by either party with written notice.

I have a really cool interim stalker!

 

[lovetoread]

Wow....

How did you get such a cool one?

 

[roxie]

Yea....

Is there like a sign up sheet or something?

 

[April]

I want a stalker. Interim or permanent. I don't care!

 

[Private Vasquez]

how conveeeenient...

Did you inform the stalker of his or her rules? We....uh...they gotta have some too.

 

[Rhys]

Dammit...

how come he has all the fun

its just not fucking fair, thats all...

 

[lavender]

 

[AusTess]

I'm desperately trying to think of a way to hijack this thread.



Gimme a minute.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm desperately trying to think of a way to hijack this thread.



Gimme a minute.

Did someone mention strapon ??????

 

[kotori]

I have a really cool interim stalker!

Some boys have all the luck.

 

[SilverVeil]

Wow ... with rules like that ... I'll take a stalker if there is one to go around.

I know who I'd LIKE it to be ....

 

[LukkyKnight]

Another relevant document

I'm desperately trying to think of a way to hijack this thread.

Gimme a minute.

Time's up.

This is the preliminary communique informing you of your rights and responsibilities as a journeyman threadjacker.

Rights:

1) You have a right to merciless tangents.
2) You have a right to strip naked at any time.
3) You have a right to post suggestively in any thread.
4) You have a right to use PMs to orchestrate the responses of other posters.
5) You have a right to deny deliberate threadjacking.
6) You have a right to use your nudity cunningly.
7) You have a right to post links in other threads to encourage others to come help you derail the original intent of the thread-starter.

Responsibilities:

1) You must not abandon the thread to its orginal owner.
2) You must check in several times daily, posting at least once in each thread you have taken on.
3) You must inject innuendo and smilies periodically.
4) You must at least threaten to make a list.
5) You must include links to sexually explicit pages and or pictures.
6) You must show utter disregard for any objections to the threadjacking (the "No Remorse" ammendment.)
7) You must keep your tongue firmly in your cheek (the "cunnilingual" ammendment.)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have to disagree. Your stalker sounds perfectly stupid. What kind of moron would set up ground rules before stalking someone? You just stalk them. I've demonstrated that already with my single-minded pursuit of getting PC to have gay sex until he quit talking to me. Now that's how you stalk people. You don't make up silly rules, you just do it.

*getting off soapbox*

 

[riff]

I have to disagree. Your stalker sounds perfectly stupid. What kind of moron would set up ground rules before stalking someone? You just stalk them. I've demonstrated that already with my single-minded pursuit of getting PC to have gay sex until he quit talking to me. Now that's how you stalk people. You don't make up silly rules, you just do it.

*getting off soapbox*

I like you. But I hate you sometimes. But for the most part, I like you. So I follow you around a little bit.

 

[Rhys]

Re: Another relevant document

Time's up.

This is the preliminary communique informing you of your rights and responsibilities as a journeyman threadjacker.

Rights:

1) You have a right to merciless tangents.
2) You have a right to strip naked at any time.
3) You have a right to post suggestively in any thread.
4) You have a right to use PMs to orchestrate the responses of other posters.
5) You have a right to deny deliberate threadjacking.
6) You have a right to use your nudity cunningly.
7) You have a right to post links in other threads to encourage others to come help you derail the original intent of the thread-starter.

Responsibilities:

1) You must not abandon the thread to its orginal owner.
2) You must check in several times daily, posting at least once in each thread you have taken on.
3) You must inject innuendo and smilies periodically.
4) You must at least threaten to make a list.
5) You must include links to sexually explicit pages and or pictures.
6) You must show utter disregard for any objections to the threadjacking (the "No Remorse" ammendment.)
7) You must keep your tongue firmly in your cheek (the "cunnilingual" ammendment.)

I like this...but under this, I have been remiss. I haven't posted explicit pictures in the thread I so remorselessly hijacked. Other people on the other hand...

Does posting pictures of vacation spots count?

 

[Rhys]

Rhys -

It's nice to see that I'm not the only one with fucked up hours.

Hi Lavy!

It's 8 30ish ...want some coffee?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Another relevant document

I like this...but under this, I have been remiss. I haven't posted explicit pictures in the thread I so remorselessly hijacked. Other people on the other hand...

Does posting pictures of vacation spots count?

You must include responsibility #5, Rhys, do not become one of those slacker/shirker-threadjacking wanna-be's, we have higher hopes for you...

 

[Summery]

Rhys

I would think by now you have at the very least, a file worth that would help you take responsibility of rule #5

 

[Rhys]

Re: Rhys

I would think by now you have at the very least, a file worth that would help you take responsibility of rule #5

Oh, yes...I guess I can fullfill my obligation under #5



(and what would I do with out Summer and her webcam)

 

[Rhys]

Hi Lavy!

It's 8 30ish ...want some coffee?

and have I mentioned what those boots in your av do to me?

 

[lavender]

 

[Rhys]

Hi Rhys! It's 7:15. At 8:30 this morning I was having a smoke and working on a project.

Right now, I'm smoking a cigarette and being a general slacker.

Glad you like the boots. They make me feel all randy and shit.

Its 1730 there abouts...I'm avoiding writing like usual...

thinking about a nap...

dreaming about those boots

 

[lavender]

 

[Rhys]

A gal is only as good as her favorite pair of shoes.

Dammit woman, now you are getting me all hot and bothered...

gotta find my smokes...

 

[lavender]