Stalk, Stalk, Stalk-ity-Stalk... this isn't an invitation... it is a tribute!

[Starfish]

I've been stalking Lickerish now for over 5 months officially, and I am about to ask her to marry me and my new stalking victim, Angel.

The three of us will rent out our pussies to you creeps, for exhorbanent (sp?) amounts of money so we can live in a palace made to our liking, in the country of Literotica.


Here is to you Lickerish, and Angel.

Myst.... here is yours.... *muah*

 

[Angel]

Who's creeps?

Please don't pimp mine to Marxist. He just told me he had a micropenis.

 

[Starfish]

Is that like microdot?

Stay away from the brown paper.


I edited my stoner mistake.

 

[Marxist]

Don't worry, I downplay the size of my unit because it's grown too large for me to comprehend.

I'll have no problem servicing your cervix ladies, I just worry about tearing out a vocal cord from the bottom.

 

[Starfish]

I am all about the microdot joke.

 

[Angel]

Don't worry, I downplay the size of my unit because it's grown too large for me to comprehend.

I'll have no problem servicing your cervix ladies, I just worry about tearing out a vocal cord from the bottom.

It's okay. I'm italian. Built to handle anything from the

"tweezer special"


to the


"Is it on Steroids?"


I think I need to stop smoking weed.

 

[modest mouse]

Marxist,

Can I fuck your avatar? Maybe a treat for a former friend.

 

[Marxist]

I don't think so, MM. She's playing for a different team and I don't mean the Yankees.

 

[Siren]

I thought this was a tribute to celery

 

[Angel]

I thought we were discussing celery and it's effects on creepy crotches?

 

[modest mouse]

Well shit, I dont get with Yankees anyway.

Could all the EZ ladies where name tags from now on, thanks in advance.

 

[Guest]

Celery is so overrated.

 

[Siren]

I agree V V.........

 

[Angel]

 

[Marxist]

What happened to Star?

Great, you guys are going to ruin my chances with the girl I REALLy want. Fucktards......

 

[Guest]

I'm organically grown. Try me....with ridges for extra stimulation. Fuck me, then slice me up for a cool summer salad.

 

[Siren]

And just who do you really want Marxie?

 

[Laurel]

I don't think so, MM. She's playing for a different team and I don't mean the Yankees.

Uhh...the Giants?

 

[Angel]

What happened to Star?

Great, you guys are going to ruin my chances with the girl I REALLy want. Fucktards......

KinKy or whatever it's name is?

 

[Siren]

Hey Laurel

 

[Marxist]

KinKy or whatever it's name is?

No, Cheyenne.

 

[Guest]

C'mon Marc, you know you want me...do me baby...I got me some Jungle Feva...wooohooo!

Superfreak, Superfreak, Cheyenne is Superfrea-kay!

 

[scylis]

hey, can i work security for you guys at your palace? i mean, i walk around carrying enough edged weapons to make KM happy!

btw, KM. i now work at a knife store. we have that claymore you've always wanted. it's a little short blade-wise (about 6" to 1') but it's fully functional, has a massacare bony wood handle, and is very badass! it's by CAS Iberia (if that means anything to you) and only $365 right now!

 

[Starfish]

It's no Green Destiny, but it's a nice sword.

That's it.... Celeryfuckers unite! Meet your green destiny!


Okay, well, Star went off to paint, and she finished a reproduction of Monet's Sunflowers, as a gift to my in-laws, for the coming holiday.

I think it is turned out great, but the photos aren't that good, but I'll share.

Now I can start Ruby's painting!

 

[scylis]

Green Destiny? we have that, too! in fact, we have two! $165 a pop.

btw, i'm having a sword made for me by my boss. designed it myself. right now, all i have is a full size drawing. two and a half years and a few thousand dollars later, i will have a uber-cool, old school, ass-whuppin' companion! (i'll SLEEP with the fucker, damnit!)