Stalinbot5000desiresknowledgeonwriting!!!

[Guest]

Hrmm, I think this Stalin Bot has done something to my screen. I keep having to scroll over to see all of the AH page. Then again, I am a little pissed. Anyone else having this trouble? Why can't we ever get a cool Karl Marx bot like everyone else has?!

Consider yourself lucky. The other forum I post on has a Clinton bot

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Consider yourself lucky. The other forum I post on has a Clinton bot

That must be unpleasant for you if you smoke cigars.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Consider yourself lucky. The other forum I post on has a Clinton bot

Lol. I'll wear my blue Gap dress is I ever post over there.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Rule 1. No Poofdas
Rule 2. Your name must be Bruce
Rule 3. No Poofdas
Rule 4. You must be drinking a beer at all times
Rule 5. No Poofdas
Rule 6. there is no rule 6.
Rule 7. No Poofdas
Rule 8. No beating on students unless in view of other faculty "

Yah! Another alumnus of the University of Wallamaloo!

Cheers to the alpaca.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Why can't we ever get a cool Karl Marx bot like everyone else has?!

I can do that, but unforunately I'm an over-read Marxbot who would just go on tediously about the alienation of labor in an industrial society.


PS - I, too, love the fuzzy gosling.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I can do that, but unforunately I'm an over-read Marxbot who would just go on tediously about the alienation of labor in an industrial society.


PS - I, too, love the fuzzy gosling.

Who doesn't love a fuzzy gosling? Oh, Stalin probably wouldn't.

Here's some more advice for StalinBot:

1. Always exfoliate before using self-tanning creams.

2. Shampoo, rinse, repeat.

3. Always wash that pre-packaged salad before you eat it.

4. Take your vitamins so you look smart long after they enbalm you and put you in that glass case.

 

[cantdog]

Minsue has always been underappreciated. She's foursquare on the side of gentleness and beauty.

Thanks for being here, Mindy.

cantdog

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Minsue has always been underappreciated. She's foursquare on the side of gentleness and beauty.

Thanks for being here, Mindy.

cantdog

I know you didn't ask for one, but here's a

HELL YEAH!

for my buddy, Min.

~lucky

p.s. Cantdog ~ You're alright, man.

 

[cantdog]

Thanks Lucky. Fuck vella once for me. I have often envied you that privilege. Vella is a sweety.

 

[Guest]

What a funny little fellow.

Stalinbot, are you a bot? It would be quite, quite fascinating if you were. Do you have an AI chip? Oh, I so hope you do. That way, with all the wonderful knowledge in this thread, you will soon have an intellect to match a marmoset. If you are, in fact, a droid, with life-like appendages (with desires to match those appendages), then you have come to the right place, my sweet little bundle of titanium alloy. Now, come. Come, follow us, we will show you the way to enlightenment.

Failing that, we'll just flirt with you until we get our wicked way.

Lascivious Lou - your friend.

P.S.

 

[Xelebes]

Him and amicus need to have a love child.

hm... I can only assume what it would be like to be raised by parent who hate each other so much that pointing guns at each others faces is an everyday occurence in the household. I wonder how the kid will grow up and how he will become a fruitful member of society.

 

[Guest]

hm... I can only assume what it would be like to be raised by parent who hate each other so much that pointing guns at each others faces is an everyday occurence in the household. I wonder how the kid will grow up and how he will become a fruitful member of society.

His life would be mapped out for him (or her). Yep, there's no doubt. No question in my mind. He would become President of the good old US of A.

*runs and hides*

Lou

 

[Xelebes]

Would he have the money to do so? I mean, it costs a billion dollars to make someone a president.

 

[Guest]

Would he have the money to do so? I mean, it costs a billion dollars to make someone a president.

With Amicus, the uber Capitalist, as his Dad (Mum?), I'm sure he'd find a way.

 

[Xelebes]

And possibly with Stalinbot, I'm sure he could start owning everything and put the squeeze in the breadbasket.... and take a few assets with him like Canada, Mexico... Israel... oh wait.

 

[Guest]

I rest my case.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thanks Lucky. Fuck vella once for me. I have often envied you that privilege. Vella is a sweety.

Now, there's a request I can sink my teeth into.

*laughing*

I agree, she's one of a kind.

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Minsue has always been underappreciated. She's foursquare on the side of gentleness and beauty.

Thanks for being here, Mindy.

cantdog

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/mix/grosse005.gif

I'm blushing.


Lucky, make him share that kiss.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/mix/grosse005.gif

I'm blushing.


Lucky, make him share that kiss.

You? Blushing? No way!



Min, I'd love to, but he's tasked me out and I am not the type to leave such a mission unaccomplished.

~lucky

 

[Evil Alpaca]

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/mix/grosse005.gif

I'm blushing.


Lucky, make him share that kiss.

That may well be one of the most headache inspiring animations I've seen in a long time.

I need an asprin.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

That may well be one of the most headache inspiring animations I've seen in a long time.

I need an asprin.

You're not doing it right. You'll feel better if you lean in and press your lips to the monitor.

Seriously...

~lucky

 

[stalinbot5000]

STALINBOT5000ISDISAPOINTEDWITHTHERESULTSOFTHISTHREAD!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

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[BlackShanglan]

*South Park voiceover*

"You know ... I've learned something today. I've learned that good writing isn't just about having the commas and periods in the right places. Good writing is a dialogue; when the reader and the writer talk together, really good things can happen. But if you just write all-caps nonsense demanding answers ... nothing happens."

"Hey! Shut up, Kyle, you JEW!"

"I'm a horse."

"I will KICK you in the NUTS!"

*cue closing music and titles*

 

[stalinbot5000]

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