Stalinbot5000desiresknowledgeonwriting!!!

[stalinbot5000]

STALINBOT5000NEEDSGRAMMARTOLIVE!!!STALINBOT5000MUSTNOTPERISH!!!ITISIMPERITIVETHATYOUGRANTSTALINBOT5000SWISHES!!!DOASSTALIBOT5000SAYSORDIE!!!

 

[stalinbot5000]

RESPONFTOSTALINBOT5000SPOSTORSTALIBOT5000WILLDESTROYYOURVILLAGE!!!

 

[cantdog]

Sweet God.

 

[stalinbot5000]

NOTGOD!!!STALINBOT5000!!!GIVESTALINBOT5000THEKNOWLEDGESTALIBOT5000REQUIRES!!!

 

[minsue]

Alrighty then

 

[stalinbot5000]

Alrighty then

YOUAPPEARTOAGREETOGRANTSTALINBOT5000sREQUESTBUTNOKNOWLEDGEISINCLUDEDINYOURPOST!!!STALINBOT5000SENSESANATTEMPTATDECEPTION!!!THISANGERSSTALINBOT5000!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Alrighty then

WHat a cute little fuzzy ducky.

 

[minsue]

WHat a cute little fuzzy ducky.

GOSLING!


And thanks

 

[carsonshepherd]

GOSLING!


And thanks

I knew it was a gosling, you silly goose.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Him and amicus need to have a love child.

 

[minsue]

I knew it was a gosling, you silly goose.

Sure, taunt the crazy lady. I see how you are....



And Luc - *SHUDDER* I blame you for the nightmares I'll have tonight.

 

[Edward Teach]

StalinBot is a virgin. Imagine that.


Stup Dity

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Sure, taunt the crazy lady. I see how you are....



And Luc - *SHUDDER* I blame you for the nightmares I'll have tonight.

Oh, hon, everyone does that.

 

[minsue]

Oh, hon, everyone does that.

OK. I need sleep. I'm dying laughing over here because I can't decide which statement in my post you're responding to. I think that means it's time for me to wander off to bed.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Oh My God, No!

Animus + Stalinbot = Venom + Verbal Diarrhea = Venomous Diarrhea Verbally Distributed.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sure, taunt the crazy lady. I see how you are....

Why are you a gosling anyway?

 

[minsue]

Why are you a gosling anyway?

Long story, not that interesting. I'll PM it to ya if you want rather than subject everyone to it again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Long story, not that interesting. I'll PM it to ya if you want rather than subject everyone to it again.

Sure but make it interesting.

 

[Guest]

You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid, You're so stupid,

 

[Sunnie]

NOTGOD!!!STALINBOT5000!!!GIVESTALINBOT5000THEKNOWLEDGESTALIBOT5000REQUIRES!!!

Start by separating words.

 

[Guest]

Must be CV's new alt. Sounds like his intelligence level.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

So you desire knowledge, eh?


1.) Don't eat yellow snow.

2.) Look both ways before crossing the street.

3.) Locate the Caps Lock button on your computer.

4.) Press the Caps Lock button on your computer.

5.) Locate the Space Bar on your computer.

6.) Press the Space Bar on your computer or I'll be forced to start calling you juan.

7.) Do NOT shorten Svenskaflicka's handle to Sven, under penalty of death.

8.) Stories take anywhere from 5 days to 2 weeks to post.

9.) You need 100 posts to qualify for an avatar.

10.) It's Perdita's birthday.

~lucky (all knowledged out)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Rule 1. No Poofdas
Rule 2. Your name must be Bruce
Rule 3. No Poofdas
Rule 4. You must be drinking a beer at all times
Rule 5. No Poofdas
Rule 6. there is no rule 6.
Rule 7. No Poofdas
Rule 8. No beating on students unless in view of other faculty "

 

[Guest]

Never let your mother comb your hair when she's mad at your dad.

Fish don't like jello.

Pull the choke, else it won't start.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hrmm, I think this Stalin Bot has done something to my screen. I keep having to scroll over to see all of the AH page. Then again, I am a little pissed. Anyone else having this trouble? Why can't we ever get a cool Karl Marx bot like everyone else has?!