StackeyDreams...of Teasing You..

[Touch_72]

Wohoo!!

Got my new stove this morning! yay!

I was sure to rub my scent all over it to claim it mine right away!

Now just waiting for the good stuff to come.

Bwahaha!

Your scent to claim it, eh? Do you know how hot I think it is to feel "claimed" or "marked" by a woman's scent? Oh to be a brand new stove (though I'm talking other scents mainly).

You're a trip, though.

 

[getntwoknowme]

Wohoo!!

Got my new stove this morning! yay!

I was sure to rub my scent all over it to claim it mine right away!

Now just waiting for the good stuff to come.

Mmmmmm....I'd luv to see you claim me!

 

[Stackeydreams]

Enjoy the new heat...

Hey good to see you guy! Love that beard on you!

Ha ha, I saw your picture and immediately thought of this picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/Zepherian/sexyvolvo.jpg

Better make sure you didn't leave any incriminating imprints on the stove top!

Funny!!

Bwahaha!

Your scent to claim it, eh? Do you know how hot I think it is to feel "claimed" or "marked" by a woman's scent? Oh to be a brand new stove (though I'm talking other scents mainly).

You're a trip, though.

oh Id claim you! Makes me think of "Stepbrothers"

"I'm going to rub my balls all over your drum set!"

Lol hey, it was a creative and lazy way of showing you my new stove and giving you a smutty pic at the same time.

Mmmmmm....I'd luv to see you claim me!

Oh I could cum rub on you too sweetie.

 

[DeathbySarcasm]

Wow...yep. you're going up on my list...

 

[jc1213]

Wohoo!!

Got my new stove this morning! yay!

I was sure to rub my scent all over it to claim it mine right away!

Now just waiting for the good stuff to come.

love the view of your tush in those jeans. how about the same angle, with just an apron on, tied in a bow just above your bare bottom?

 

[Stackeydreams]

Wow...yep. you're going up on my list...

Oooo? I hope it's the naughty list.

love the view of your tush in those jeans. how about the same angle, with just an apron on, tied in a bow just above your bare bottom?

I will have to try that out! When the kids go back to school.

 

[gottotryit]

Wohoo!!

Got my new stove this morning! yay!

I was sure to rub my scent all over it to claim it mine right away!

Now just waiting for the good stuff to come.

Very nice "back burner"

 

[Stackeydreams]

Very nice "back burner"

funny!

 

[toben3297]

you are one sexy women. Thanks for posting your erotic photos!!

 

[Touch_72]

Damn, Stackey... his first post. He chose to pop his cherry with you.

you are one sexy women. Thanks for posting your erotic photos!!

 

[AllofSean]

Wohoo!!

Got my new stove this morning! yay!

I was sure to rub my scent all over it to claim it mine right away!

Now just waiting for the good stuff to come.

So is the stove warming YOU up? Or are you warming up the STOVE?

I heard you didn't need a stove because you were so hot I could fry an egg directly on you!

What's cookin' hot stuff?!

Any of these cheesy lines doin' it for ya??? Haha!

 

[Touch_72]

So is the stove warming YOU up? Or are you warming up the STOVE?

I heard you didn't need a stove because you were so hot I could fry an egg directly on you!

What's cookin' hot stuff?!

Any of these cheesy lines doin' it for ya??? Haha!

Naw, I think it was one of the following...

A. Stackey seeks a cure for cold nipple perk... it's cold out!
B. Well, the parenting books said, "Warm bottled milk gently on stove." They weren't clear on breast milk... sometimes ya gotta wing it as a momma.
C. Ice play went a little far. Nipples turned blue. Must... get... to... stove.
D. Electric range tops don't light with matches. Hmmm. Maybe something else that's hot? Let's see.
E. Boobs... the other glass rangetop cleaner. Softer than Soft Scrub.

 

[Inspirinious]

Naw, I think it was one of the following...

A. Stackey seeks a cure for cold nipple perk... it's cold out!
B. Well, the parenting books said, "Warm bottled milk gently on stove." They weren't clear on breast milk... sometimes ya gotta wing it as a momma.
C. Ice play went a little far. Nipples turned blue. Must... get... to... stove.
D. Electric range tops don't light with matches. Hmmm. Maybe something else that's hot? Let's see.
E. Boobs... the other glass rangetop cleaner. Softer than Soft Scrub.

I must say that your comedy is getting better and better. Love this list.

 

[Stackeydreams]

you are one sexy women. Thanks for posting your erotic photos!!

Damn, Stackey... his first post. He chose to pop his cherry with you.

Wow! He did too! *blushing* (ya right, like I blush lol)
Thanks so very much Toben!! I am very flattered! Thank You for taking the time to stop in and drop me a line.

 

[Stackeydreams]

So is the stove warming YOU up? Or are you warming up the STOVE?

I heard you didn't need a stove because you were so hot I could fry an egg directly on you!

What's cookin' hot stuff?!

Any of these cheesy lines doin' it for ya??? Haha!

I was definitely warming the stove up! it had just come off that cold truck! Hence the erect nipple!

 

[jugbandblues]

Evening gorgeous Mistress Stackey

 

[Stackeydreams]

Naw, I think it was one of the following...

A. Stackey seeks a cure for cold nipple perk... it's cold out!

Well! The stove was wayyy colder! So that def didn't work!! Lol
B. Well, the parenting books said, "Warm bottled milk gently on stove." They weren't clear on breast milk... sometimes ya gotta wing it as a momma.

!!! Seeing as my youngest is 11 that would be really scary!! Lol
C. Ice play went a little far. Nipples turned blue. Must... get... to... stove.

I will need to remember this one for the future! Although one must be careful, it can go from just warming to fry mode in a quick hurry!
D. Electric range tops don't light with matches. Hmmm. Maybe something else that's hot? Let's see.
E. Boobs... the other glass rangetop cleaner. Softer than Soft Scrub.

Maybe LG should use these tips in their advertising!

I must say that your comedy is getting better and better. Love this list.

Yes!!

 

[Stackeydreams]

Evening gorgeous Mistress Stackey

Evening sweetie

 

[Touch_72]

I must say that your comedy is getting better and better. Love this list.

I thought that one was kinda weak for the most part, actually. I had more fun here and here today while in dire need of a nap (which ended up being all too short because I piddled on Lit then had to wake to get the kids home from school). The other day, I managed to channel John Cleese despite his not being dead yet and nearly pissed my own pants.

It's all a matter of being tired. Catch me when I'm tired or am having an insanely bad day and I just... say weird shit.

 

[dirtyolman68]

I wish i had something witty, but nay. So I'll just say hello pretty lady.

 

[heathrowinneo]

Wohoo!!

Got my new stove this morning! yay!

I was sure to rub my scent all over it to claim it mine right away!

Now just waiting for the good stuff to come.

great pics. looks like you like to cook... and shag like a minx... love your breasts laying on the top. your bum is great in those jeans, stunning!

 

[Stackeydreams]

I thought that one was kinda weak for the most part, actually. I had more fun here and here today while in dire need of a nap (which ended up being all too short because I piddled on Lit then had to wake to get the kids home from school). The other day, I managed to channel John Cleese despite his not being dead yet and nearly pissed my own pants.

It's all a matter of being tired. Catch me when I'm tired or am having an insanely bad day and I just... say weird shit.

"There's a reason people say "Who gives a fuck?" when they get stressed. You think they're joking? Nuh uh... they're honestly asking who's willing to give a fuck, because quite frankly, at that moment... they need one. So, the next time you see someone really stressed and they say "Who gives a fuck?"... don't be oblivious to their needs like most people - help them out with a nice, compassionate and enthusiastic, "I do! Where do you want to do it?""


Im sorry if you are having a bad/stressful day/week. That sucks!! I do "give a fuck" from afar. would that be a "flying fuck"?

Anyway, the whole thing sounded very "Eeyore" ish. Poor Eeyore always has bad days.

And nobody EVER gives a fuck for Eeyore.

 

[Stackeydreams]

I wish i had something witty, but nay. So I'll just say hello pretty lady.

Hi perv

great pics. looks like you like to cook... and shag like a minx... love your breasts laying on the top. your bum is great in those jeans, stunning!

Thanks!

 

[Inspirinious]

"There's a reason people say "Who gives a fuck?" when they get stressed. You think they're joking? Nuh uh... they're honestly asking who's willing to give a fuck, because quite frankly, at that moment... they need one. So, the next time you see someone really stressed and they say "Who gives a fuck?"... don't be oblivious to their needs like most people - help them out with a nice, compassionate and enthusiastic, "I do! Where do you want to do it?""


Im sorry if you are having a bad/stressful day/week. That sucks!! I do "give a fuck" from afar. would that be a "flying fuck"?

Anyway, the whole thing sounded very "Eeyore" ish. Poor Eeyore always has bad days.

And nobody EVER gives a fuck for Eeyore.

ROTFLMAO ! ! ! !

 

[Stackeydreams]

I think Im the overtired one.....Or just maybe immature

Maturity is over rated