St. Pats

[Beebeeblue]

*******HUGS ROSEY*******

Girl..long time no see. Youre breaking my heart here!!!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

There once was a knight named Sir Lancelot,
who the townsfolk would look at in askance a lot.
For whenever he'd pass
a pretty young lass
the front of his pants would advance a lot.

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[Deborah]

The rest of the story

Purple Haze, that's some better baked bullshit you cooked up on your St. Patrick's fable. You should stick to the facts, like "pluck yew."

Here are the facts ...

Serious students of biblical history like Dick, 'er, I mean Todd, have come to realize that the prophet Jeremiah took the daughters of King Zedekiah to Egypt. They eventually ended up in Ireland where the eldest daughter of the king, the princess Tamar Tephi, married the chief king of Ireland, Eochaidh. Jeremiah refused to endorse the marriage of the princess, who also happened to be his granddaughter, until the king renounced serpent worship.

Jeremiah, the Ollam Fodla, was the 'original' St. Patrick and did drive the snakes out of Ireland so the king couldn't worship the serpents. Jeremiah thus directed the perpetuation of the Throne of David and the Sceptre of Judah, as those who have solved the riddle of Ezekiel 17 understand. Nebuchadnezzar put out King Zedekiah's eyes and slew his sons. Little did he realize that according to Hebrew law a princess inherits the throne in the absence of male descendents.

Now, you all write that story on your arm and tell it to someone you are drinking green beer with tonight.

 

[Madame Pandora]

And here I've always thought that Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

MP

 

[Purple Haze]

I guess I didn't win the fake dick up the ass.

I'll try harder next time.

 

[Deborah]

Well here go get your own ...

http://www.divine-interventions.com

They got a green St. Patrick and a red Bloody Mary that aren't listed yet.

 

[Purple Haze]

I gave a set of those to my mother-in-law, she displays them proudly around the holidays you know, has no idea they have a dual purpose.

I love it when she dusts them.

 

[Deborah]

Yes indeed, I love those nativity sets. Mine came with plenty of sheep for ritualistic biblical sacrifice.

 

[Purple Haze]

And they don't burn either. just spray on some 409....

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: The rest of the story

Jeremiah refused to endorse the marriage of the princess, who also happened to be his granddaughter, until the king renounced serpent worship.

Jeremiah, the Ollam Fodla, was the 'original' St. Patrick and did drive the snakes out of Ireland so the king couldn't worship the serpents.

Yikes, I was out of state and away from my computer when this thread was alive. Any thread talking about snakes out of Ireland has to have Cheyenne on it SOMEWHERE though.
Thanks for the details, Deb.