Squirting vs peeing

[neci]

The horrors!

it's a fucking mess.

 

[doctor_insanus]

it's a fucking mess.

I got my revenge by giving her a facial. That was a fucking mess, too.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i can do both. i would expect nothing less from a woman and all.

 

[sweepthefloor]

This is an outrage.

 

[neci]

don't get me started on the actual pee.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I will pee on his dick and pretend that it is an orgasm. I want to see what happens.

 

[neci]

you totally should.

 

[sweepthefloor]

you totally should.

He might figure it out and slap me.

 

[neci]

He might figure it out and slap me.

slapping makes it squirt harder. pee more.

 

[Lancecastor]

He might figure it out and slap me.

With that lard bucket he ought to slap a padlock on the icebox.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You want me to pee on you.

 

[blobfish]

Fucking feminists. Bring me a beer, Edith.

 

[BiTodd]

It's the female equivalent of prostate fluid. As a goof, my wife made herself squirt and I caught it in a glass. It is absolutely positively NOT pee. She was taking B vitamin supplements at the time which made her pee a nice fluorescent orange, the fluid that came out was cloudy but had NO trace of orange.

sounds vagely like semen mixed naturally with sperm......definately not pee.

 

[blobfish]

sounds vagely like semen mixed naturally with sperm......definately not pee.

Semen mixed with sperm? I'm missing something here.

 

[BiTodd]

Semen mixed with sperm? I'm missing something here.

yes. that is what comes out of your penis when you orgasm. seminal fluid and sperm. of course mine is just seminal fluid (vasectomy)

 

[blobfish]

yes. that is what comes out of your penis when you orgasm. seminal fluid and sperm.

Really? Mine just produces a powdery substance. I need to drink more water.

 

[BiTodd]

Really? Mine just produces a powdery substance. I need to drink more water.

A bit of water should turn that into a delicious paste.........Mmmm?

 

[blobfish]

A bit of water should turn that into a delicious paste.........Mmmm?

Beats me. I thought it was supposed to be like this. I always heard that girls were going to the bathroom to powder their nose, and I assumed that's what they were talking about.

 

[Chammopouch]

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[BiTodd]

those last four posts from chammopatch were so hot they made me squirt and pee not necessarily in any particular order or sequence.

 

[Lancecastor]

You want me to pee on you.

You're just feeling inadequate because you don't squirt.

It's not you, it's Him.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You're just feeling inadequate because you don't squirt.

It's not you, it's Him.

I don't have a dick.

 

[Lancecastor]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2129550258_1c675ed7cc_o.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

Mirror mirror on the wall...

 

[blobfish]

It's not you, it's Him.

God?.