Squirrel Into The Limelight

[R. Richard]

This is from the Sun, a UK tabloid. As usual, I think the scumbags are missing a dyn-o-mite opportunity, as neither the woman nor the squirrel are expected to be called to testify during the trial. If you check out the Sun video, I think the squirrel has true stage presence and would greatly add to the courtroom drama. JMHO.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...bs-out-of-womans-bra-during-TV-interview.html

COPS thought they were going nuts when a SQUIRREL climbed out of this woman's CLEAVAGE during a police interview.
The baby rodent clawed out from in between the woman's bust as detectives questioned her at a police station.

The amazing incident was caught on CCTV in Ohio, US.

Detective Warren Mackey said it was the last thing he expected.

He revealed: "I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room.

"I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."

Astonishingly, the unidentified woman, was not under arrest and was being quizzed as part of a murder investigation — did not even mention what had happened.

As the animal climbed out of her green top she simply scooped it up and placed it back down her top.

Det Mackey added: "I really didn't know what to say."

Neither the woman nor the squirrel are expected to be called to testify during the trial.

 

[impressive]

Bwahahahahahaha!

 

[jomar]

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[voluptuary_manque]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/lol.gif

 

[TE999]

"I say, Reggie, there's a squirrel between that woman's love cushions."

"Raw-ther. Can't say the little blighter's nuts, can you?"

"Haw, haw, good-o Reggie."

"Crikey, he's run up me trouser leg!"

"Hold still, I'll use me nightstick..."


(To be continued)

 

[Liar]

Way to represent, lil buddy.

 

[R. Richard]

I see the trail playing out sonething like this:

Lawyer: Where were you on the night of 1 July 2009 ..., what the hell is that?
Witness: It's a squirrel. I have a squirrel down the front of my dress.
Lawyer: I'm not going to examine a witness with a squirrel.
Squirrel: Squeakity! Squeakity, squeak, squeeeeak!"
Judge: What did the squirrel, say?
Witness: I'm certainly not going to repeat that, but it also applies to the horse that the lawyer rode in on.
Judge: Out of order! ...

Can you say, 'Trail of the century?'

 

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