Spurts

[impressive]

It seems the Poetry forum is going through one of those cyclic "we're not serious enough" phases, so I figured it was time to bitch about how little we talk about our craft over here in the AH. So ...

Alas and woe! We are worthless, sniveling slime. How dare we joke and tease and whine about the trivial when we could be honing our skills, perfecting our prose, offering sage advice to the masses, and being worthy of the title author.

Okay. That's all for now.

As you were.

 

[cloudy]

How dare we have a sense of humor, or feel that the art is not all.

*sniff*

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Blah. This is the Author's Hangout. That's the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum. Go carp your woes over to the Story Discussion Circle.

 

[Sunnie]

LOL ~ "Alas and woe!" aaahahaha.


...ahem. I mean um. We should be more serious, yes.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cool, another bitching thread.............bathe in the warm afterglow of bitterness and malice....soon you will all be my slaves

 

[cloudy]

Cool, another bitching thread.............bathe in the warm afterglow of bitterness and malice....soon you will all be my slaves

Another cult? Oh, goodie!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Another cult? Oh, goodie!

Sure, why not....can't have enough and this one is free.

 

[cloudy]

Sure, why not....can't have enough and this one is free.

Damn straight.

 

[lil_elvis]

Another cult?! I thought this thread would be about hand jobs. Harumph.

 

[cloudy]

Another cult?! I thought this thread would be about hand jobs. Harumph.

you're sexy when you Harumph.

 

[impressive]

Blah. This is the Author's Hangout. That's the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum. Go carp your woes over to the Story Discussion Circle.

Actually, I've always viewed the SDC as the sister forum to the Poetry F&D forum ... but so many seem to think of the AH in that role. Tsk.

(Oh, I tsk-ed ... and before age 80! What IS the world coming to?)

 

[Liar]

It seems the Poetry forum is going through one of those cyclic "we're not serious enough" phases, so I figured it was time to bitch about how little we talk about our craft over here in the AH. So ...

Alas and woe! We are worthless, sniveling slime. How dare we joke and tease and whine about the trivial when we could be honing our skills, perfecting our prose, offering sage advice to the masses, and being worthy of the title author.

Naah. I don't wanna.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Join my cult!

 

[AppleBiter]

Join my cult!

Will there be Kool-Aide?

 

[oggbashan]

Kultur

I've gone for Kultur instead of a Cult.

I have been using Babelfish to translate some short fetish stories from German and then retelling each story based on the gibberish Babelfish produces.

Three of them have been submitted. Watch this space.

Now if only I could do 'Sonnets from the Portuguese'?

Og

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Yes, yes, not real enough, blah, blah, worms feast on our entrails, my venizon tastes of duckmeat, why won't the delivery man give me oral, dippity doo, dipity da, and so on and so forth, etc. et al. fin alpha and omega turnip twadler therefore

Because.

And that's the short of the rant about the shocking lack of writerly content in the AH.

 

[Liar]

Yes, yes, not real enough, blah, blah, worms feast on our entrails, my venizon tastes of duckmeat, why won't the delivery man give me oral, dippity doo, dipity da, and so on and so forth, etc. et al. fin alpha and omega turnip twadler therefore

Millennium, hand and shrimp.
Buggrit.

 

[yui]

Yes, yes, not real enough, blah, blah, worms feast on our entrails, my venizon tastes of duckmeat, why won't the delivery man give me oral, dippity doo, dipity da, and so on and so forth, etc. et al. fin alpha and omega turnip twadler therefore

Because.

And that's the short of the rant about the shocking lack of writerly content in the AH.

You know, I've missed you.

 

[Belegon]

alright, so who wants to start the "lay vs. lie" thread?

 

[JamesSD]

It seems the Poetry forum is going through one of those cyclic "we're not serious enough" phases, so I figured it was time to bitch about how little we talk about our craft over here in the AH. So ...

Alas and woe! We are worthless, sniveling slime. How dare we joke and tease and whine about the trivial when we could be honing our skills, perfecting our prose, offering sage advice to the masses, and being worthy of the title author.

Okay. That's all for now.

As you were.

Hehe. Cute.

 

[matriarch]

alright, so who wants to start the "lay vs. lie" thread?

Aaarrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



That's as bad as the whole 'color' vs 'colour' thing.........don't go there, please.

 

[Belegon]

ok, so how about the "I lied about getting laid..." thread?

 

[matriarch]

ok, so how about the "I lied about getting laid..." thread?

Oh please, love.........its only 6.45 here, I'm sleep deprived, don't screw with my brain so early in the day..........

 

[CharleyH]

Aaarrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



That's as bad as the whole 'color' vs 'colour' thing.........don't go there, please.

Yes, the length of the Aaaaaaaaaaarggggggggghhhhh! alone makes me shudder!


lol

 

[Belegon]

Oh please, love.........its only 6.45 here, I'm sleep deprived, don't screw with my brain so early in the day..........

well, considering the distance involved and your orientation, a guy has to go for what he can get...