Spring Seminars For Men!!!sign Up Now

[lisalove]

The following is blatantly sexist and I absolutely do not condone this kind of behaviour (but it's pretty damn funny anyway).

001 PMS - Learn When to Keep your Mouth Shut
002 How to fill an Ice Tray
003 Understanding Female Response to you coming home at
4 a.m.
004 Parenting: It doesn't end after conception
005 How NOT to act like an Idiot When You are Obviously Wrong
006 Understanding Your Incompetence
007 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
008 How Not to Act Younger than Your Children
009 Honest - You Don't Look like Mel Gibson - especially naked
010 101 Items that CAN be placed in the Clothes Hamper
011 Dirty Dishes and How to recognise them
012 Sex 101: What part of "NO" are you having trouble with?
013 Children: How to recognize you own on those days you
make it home
014 Refilling the Toilet Paper Roll
015 Reasons to Give Flowers

 

[Nobody Special]

Yes this is very Sexist....

I know alot of WOMEN that Need to go to these Seminars as well, for EXACTLY the same reasons......

But then again what use would it be Women think they know everything anyway... and they still keep proving that they don't.

E

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

If they did all these things what in the hell would I have to bitch about? I would have to start inventing shit... I don't have time to do that!


Morgy

 

[BigDawg69]

I'm sure any good man could find something for any good woman to bitch about. I mean that's what it's all about right. Finding the less bitch-at-able mate?


J/K I don't really feel that way, but it sounds kinda funny.

 

[lisalove]

Yes this is very Sexist....

I know alot of WOMEN that Need to go to these Seminars as well, for EXACTLY the same reasons......

But then again what use would it be Women think they know everything anyway... and they still keep proving that they don't.

E

Ouch....

I didn't make this up...these are actual courses being offered at the local college. I think I'll be a sweetie and sign my husband up for #001 and 005.

Hon, you could use a hot oil body massage....

 

[lisalove]

If they did all these things what in the hell would I have to bitch about? I would have to start inventing shit... I don't have time to do that!


Morgy

Yep you got that right!! Too funny!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Your list was hilarious lovey....I am so guilty of some of those on there...


Morgy

 

[Quiet_Cool]

The following is blatantly sexist and I absolutely do not condone this kind of behaviour (but it's pretty damn funny anyway).

001 PMS - Learn When to Keep your Mouth Shut
---------Let's face it, just because everything we say is wrong, doesn't mean that saying nothing will get us anywhere either...

002 How to fill an Ice Tray
---------Half at a time...let's face it, I'm not a friggin' camel!

003 Understanding Female Response to you coming home at
4 a.m.
---------Had I known you were still awake, I would have waited until five and taken lighter steps.

004 Parenting: It doesn't end after conception
---------I'm sorry...I was distracted when you said penetrating...Oh! PARENTING...makes more sense now.

005 How NOT to act like an Idiot When You are Obviously Wrong
---------Not fair...I'm an idiot no matter what I do (see 001 PMS)

006 Understanding Your Incompetence
---------Incompetence? Illegal use of words too big for me to understand...5 yard penalty, remains 1st down...

007 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
---------Hey, it's a twelve step program...step one is--oooh! The Simpson's are on!!!

008 How Not to Act Younger than Your Children
---------Are you sure they're my kids? I was out until 4 am that night...

009 Honest - You Don't Look like Mel Gibson - especially naked
---------I think it's only fair that if you've seen Mel Gibson naked, I should get some quality time with Gwenneth Paltrow...

010 101 Items that CAN be placed in the Clothes Hamper
---------Another list...when i haven't even finished this one yet!

011 Dirty Dishes and How to recognise them
---------Are they still dirty if I let the dog lick them clean?

012 Sex 101: What part of "NO" are you having trouble with?
--------I'm dislexic...I thought you said "ON" Simple confusion...won't happen again...for a while...

013 Children: How to recognize you own on those days you
make it home
--------MY kids? This one does look oddly like Mel Gibson...

014 Refilling the Toilet Paper Roll
--------Well, there's a simple explanation for this one...you see--Honey, did you get your hair done?

015 Reasons to Give Flowers
---------Didn't we just list fifteen of these?

Nice list, lisa...very amusing...

002: In case it wasn't clear...camels retain large quantities of water...hence, I'm pissing in the ice tray...just clearing that up...

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: Re: Spring Seminars For Men!!!sign Up Now

Nice list, lisa...very amusing...

002: In case it wasn't clear...camels retain large quantities of water...hence, I'm pissing in the ice tray...just clearing that up...

OMG..so funny..I think you are my husband ...


Morgy

 

[Quiet_Cool]

YOUR husband? Now that's a compliment...
*wink*

 

[lisalove]

Quiet_Cool......

How wonderfully witty!!

(wiping away tears from laughing)

Oops i think i peed my pants a little too.