Spring Rites for Dummies

[4est_4est_Gump]

They are selling those collapsable hoses.



Don't buy them. They are awesome for about a month, and then they fall to pieces and start leaking all over the place. It is a scam.

I have been scammed. Please learn from my mistakes...

 

[oggbashan]

Spring Rites for Bunnies

OK, they are Hares:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJqrDG20MU

 

[miles]

But wait, there's more!

Didn't you buy one and get one free?

Quit yer bellyaching.

 

[Ishmael]

OK, they are Hares:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJqrDG20MU

Loose the hounds!!

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

OK, they are Hares:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJqrDG20MU

Dachshund bait!

I had a raccoon or a possum chew through one of those hoses.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your shitty water dissolved your shitty hose.

 

[oggbashan]

Your shitty water dissolved your shitty hose.

It's a conspiracy by the water companies.

In the UK, even if you have your own spring, you have to get a license (and pay for it) to use it. Even some of Harrogate's Spa Waters can't be used now because of 'ealth and Safety.

But if you collect your own rainwater in a water butt, that's free. But the sewage company charges you for the rain water you send through the drains, even if you don't because it's going into your water butt.

 

[Ishmael]

It's a conspiracy by the water companies.

In the UK, even if you have your own spring, you have to get a license (and pay for it) to use it. Even some of Harrogate's Spa Waters can't be used now because of 'ealth and Safety.

But if you collect your own rainwater in a water butt, that's free. But the sewage company charges you for the rain water you send through the drains, even if you don't because it's going into your water butt.

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Taxman!

Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath)
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me

Taxman!

They missed the tax on air.

Ishmael

 

[oggbashan]

They missed the tax on air.

Ishmael

No they didn't. The Green Tax on Energy is to clean the air up.

 

[Ishmael]

No they didn't. The Green Tax on Energy is to clean the air up.

I meant the Beatles, I KNOW the government didn't miss it.

Ishmael

 

[Saint Peter]

The Beatles Tax was listening to Yoko sing.