Spring has sprung...

[MattWolf]

the grass is grizz, I wonder where the ladies izz?

Besides from Spike Milligan Spring also makes me think of longer evenings, primroses, light flowing dresses, the smell of grass and sex out doors. Makes me think of sex generally. Actually I generally think of sex fairly often, no matter what the season.

I'm 37ish, tallish, handsomeish, friskyish, British and looking for a woman who enjoys playing with words in a flirty, erotic, teasing kind of way. A woman who enjoys a dirty email, who likes to stretch both her knicker elastic and her metaphors. A woman who can turn me on and tell me how much I turn her on.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Matt

 

[0xlisax0]

have mailed you

 

[MattWolf]

Thanks Lisa, I'll read your message with interest.

Matt

 

[MattWolf]

Aside from Lisa (and we found we had different tastes) the only other reply I've had was pointing out, entirely correctly, that I'd got the poem wrong. It should be:

Spring has sprung, the grass has riz
I wonder where the birdies iz

The little bird is on the wing
But that's absurd, the little wing is on the bird.

For some reason I've always remembered it has the grass is griz. I've also discovered it almost certainly predate Spike Milligan. Ah well, none of this will earn me any more replies, but it keeps me amused.

 

[MattWolf]

I must write terrible 'adverts'...

 

[MattWolf]

Feeling frisky?
Fancy flirting?
Feel free for fun frolics?
Fast furious fucking?
Fabulous!

 

[lollypoppin82]

Hurray for alliteration.

 

[MattWolf]

Amazing alliterations allows adjectival amorous advances.

 

[MattWolf]

Any frisky females online now and fancy playing?