Spotlite On : Penisaurus!

[Lancecastor]

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Is it sick, or something? It looks a bit red around the edges.

 

[Lancecastor]

Penisaurus is on NASDIQ...it's Huge!

 

[Lancecastor]

Penisaurus On Tour!

 

[Lancecastor]

Is it sick, or something? It looks a bit red around the edges.

Here's Penisaurus from his better side:

 

[penisaurus]

The pic doesn't quite do justice to my rugged good looks and suave, urbane charm, but it's an adequate representation nonetheless.

Ladies, form an orderly queue, preferably with stockings on, panties off, and legs akimbo.

No jostling now, my stamina is legendary.

 

[penisaurus]

Just for the record, that girl in the pic?

She begged for it.

Of course, I obliged.

 

[Lancecastor]

And Penisaurus has a big web site full of his socal coed conquests!

http://www.penisaurus-rex.com

 

[Lancecastor]

Your Father Was In Flesh Gordon?! Cool!

 

[superlittlegirl]

You get to meet all the cool guys, Lance.

 

[Lancecastor]

You get to meet all the cool guys, Lance.

I wish that I had Penisaurus around when I was working in figure skating...he'd have been a great ice-breaker and crowd-pleaser when out for drinks with Kattarina Witt!