Spotlight on ....... Purple Haze!

[Rubyfruit]

Hello you sexy hunk of a man. *smiles* How are you today?

You're one of the old guard here. How does that feel?

What are you wearing today? Some men never wear shorts. Are you one of them? What's your favorite footwear in the summer? Winter?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Any nightmares? Sex dreams?

When was the last time you got a blow job? Did you come in her mouth? Did she swallow?

How many times a week do you masturbate? Do you masturbate to fantasies or pictures or both? Ever taste your own come?

Do you wear glasses or contacts, or do you have perfect vision?

At what age did you lose your virginity? How long did you last that first time after plunging your cock into a nice, tight, warm, wet pussy?

What's your favorite season? Least favorite? Do you participate in winter sports? How about water sports?

 

[sexy-girl]

if you can catch him ruby this should be a good thread

 

[perks]

purpleeeeeeee haaaaaaaze , puuuruuuuuurpleeee HAAAAAAAAAze<sung like purple rain>

 

[Rambling Rose]

If anyone has a tight enough net, it's Ruby.

 

[Problem Child]

During one of our intimate bedtime chats, he told me he only shits every four days.

Never three, never five, always four. Always four.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey Rose, get off the fucking computer and I'll give you a call, ok?

Oh wait, pm me your number again. I think I lost it.

 

[sexy-girl]

During one of our intimate bedtime chats, he told me he only shits every four days.

Never three, never five, always four. Always four.

you have to admire someone who has clockwork bowel movements

 

[glamorilla]

is it true he really tastes like grape ne~hi?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hey Rose, get off the fucking computer and I'll give you a call, ok?

Oh wait, pm me your number again. I think I lost it.

I'm sorry. I just make it a point never to disclose that kind of personal information.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Glam, he does.

PC, did your bedtime chat with Hazey actually occur in the same bed together, or was it just over the phone?

You know, I had pillow talks with Lexie a few weeks ago. Same bed, different pillows.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm sorry. I just make it a point never to disclose that kind of personal information.

Like hell. I'm going to do a poll and see just how many people here have your phone number, you little hussy.

 

[Problem Child]

Glam, he does.

PC, did your bedtime chat with Hazey actually occur in the same bed together, or was it just over the phone?

You know, I had pillow talks with Lexie a few weeks ago. Same bed, different pillows.

Nun uh yer beezwacks.

 

[Rubyfruit]

PC, we had a deal. I tell you my secrets and you tell me yours. And besides, everybody wants to know if you and Haze are getting it on.

 

[glamorilla]

they swiped my astro glide!

 

[sunstruck]

they swiped my astro glide!

How did they manage to sneak out with the whole case?

 

[glamorilla]

they tied me up?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Did anybody take pictures?

 

[Rambling Rose]

*snap click snap*

Who wants 'em?

 

[sexy-girl]

i think purple haze is being fashionable late for his spot light ... what showmanship

 

[Dillinger]

C'mon Hazy - inquiring sluts want to know.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Who'ya calling slut, Dilly?

 

[Dillinger]

Pretty much everyone who posts here, Ruby.

 

[Cheyenne]

I take it P.H. declined to play along?

 

[Purple Haze]

Hello you sexy hunk of a man. *smiles* How are you today?

I'm feeling super today, Sugar. Got my coffee, some momentary silence, and my own thread! I'm all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks for asking, Ruby.

You're one of the old guard here. How does that feel?

I lurked for a long time before I registered and started spewing my nonsense. It was a very interesting place two years ago, women openly discussing their sexuality was quite the eye-opener for this small-town dude. I liked this place right away, there were people even stranger than me.

I'm not supposed to guard anything, am I?

What are you wearing today? Some men never wear shorts. Are you one of them? What's your favorite footwear in the summer? Winter?

I dig loud hawaiian shirts and sneakers. I should dress up more, but my job requires me to crawl on my hands and knees sometimes, so I dress very well only when I have to. I like my Beatle boots.

You won't catch me wearing a polo shirt and a pair of khaki Boy Scout shorts on the weekend, it's cut-offs and a Kiss t-shirt for me. I don't wear socks with shorts either, I'd sooner have my eyes poked out than be caught dead in fancy name-brand weekend clothes.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

Four.

Any nightmares?

I drive my car off of a cliff and wake up screaming sometimes, no biggie.

Sex dreams?

Mostly during the day.

When was the last time you got a blow job? Did you come in her mouth? Did she swallow?

Coming in a girl's mouth isn't that big a deal to me, I'd rather come in her pussy, or her ass.

How many times a week do you masturbate?

I honestly don't know.

Do you masturbate to fantasies or pictures or both?

Lesbian movies or the JCPenney Catalog.

Ever taste your own come?

Hasn't everybody?

Do you wear glasses or contacts, or do you have perfect vision?

Perfect peepers, lucky me.

At what age did you lose your virginity? How long did you last that first time after plunging your cock into a nice, tight, warm, wet pussy?

I was sixteen, she was fifteen. It wasn't her first time. It was a lot sloppier than I thought it would be. I think the record played over about seven or eight times by the time we came out of there.

What's your favorite season?

I like fall, all two weeks of it.

Least favorite?

That period of time after the Super Bowl and the beginning of April. Depressing...

Do you participate in winter sports?

You mean drinking beer and fucking? Yes.

How about water sports?

Call me a freak, but I have no desire to pee on anybody, or be peed on.

I know that's weird, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

Yeah!

I've checked this thread over and over, waiting for you to answer.
Of course, your wit did not disappoint me.