Spotlight On: Kajira Calista

[rosco rathbone]

SHe's humble, good-hearted, knows her place, good wit, knows how to manage a household, knows how to please a man. A gorean! God bless her. Cute as a truckload of buttons too!

Kajira Calista is the shit!

Ive spoken.

 

[Kajira Callista]

kicks uncle rosco and growls
what are you doin?!?

 

[Xelebes]

He wants to get in your pants!

But I never thought he would try this hard, though!

 

[rosco rathbone]

What a doll!

Doms, masters, men.....Who'll open the bidding on this prime piece of woman flesh??


Kidding.

Can't you just see her at 16 years old, on the Jersey Shore...the smell of Coppertone in the heady air....

 

[rosco rathbone]

I see there are no takers.

For shame. And you call yourselves men?

 

[Xelebes]

I hardly consider beach babes viable lays.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I hardly consider beach babes viable lays.

hmmmm do you even know what a viable lay is darling?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I hardly consider beach babes viable lays.

??? What, in your odd, inverted antiverse, is considered a viable lay pray tell??

 

[Xelebes]

hmmmm do you even know what a viable lay is darling?

Yeah, somebody who I would have sex with.

Rosco:

Think opposite of beach babe. Umm... yeah. A more reserved woman who's into more intellectual pursuits than working on her tan.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yeah, somebody who I would have sex with.

Rosco:

Think opposite of beach babe. Umm... yeah. A more reserved woman who's into more intellectual pursuits than working on her tan.

psssttt Xelebes.....redheads dont tan and we actually have brains that work.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yeah, somebody who I would have sex with.

Rosco:

Think opposite of beach babe. Umm... yeah. A more reserved woman who's into more intellectual pursuits than working on her tan.

Oho, you mean one of those uppity modern women who won't do as they're told.

They are all yours and to blazes with them!

Give me the tanned, the freckly teens with their oddly vulnerable slut guts and their drunken fathers; blowing men 10+ years their senior in the bathrooms of the harbour bars....

 

[Xelebes]

That's good. I had difficulty imagining you being a beach babe anyways!

 

[Xelebes]

Oho, you mean one of those uppity modern women who won't do as they're told.

They are all yours and to blazes with them!

Give me the tanned, the freckly teens with their oddly vulnerable slut guts and their drunken fathers; blowing men 10+ years their senior in the bathrooms of the harbour bars....

Yeah, cuz you gotta remember, I'm no dom.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yeah, cuz you gotta remember, I'm no dom.

??? I thought all Djs were doms. Like rock stars. Blowjobs in the dj booth whilst the crowd goes crazy, etc.

What do I know. I haven;t set foot in a discoteque since 1998.

 

[Kajira Callista]

ok this was fun...can we delete the thread now?

 

[Xelebes]

??? I thought all Djs were doms. Like rock stars. Blowjobs in the dj booth whilst the crowd goes crazy, etc.

What do I know. I haven;t set foot in a discoteque since 1998.

There are very seldom sub djs but I am no dj... well, not yet at least. I only know one other person who is a dj and a sub.

 

[rosco rathbone]

There are very seldom sub djs but I am no dj... well, not yet at least. I only know one other person who is a dj and a sub.

But, er, "spin the grooving wheel"...and, er... and so on and so forth...eh?... what what?

 

[Xelebes]

I make tracks for djs right now, otherwise known as a music producer/composer.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Alright alright, let's get back on track here.

Kajira Calista, what what??

 

[Scarlett_t2]

Hey Red not a man but I would take you
S

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hey Red not a man but I would take you
S

Now we're talking! Let's get a buzz going here. I've heard this chick kajira Calista knows how to give men and women mind blowing out of this world orgasms. She's been to Kajira school on the planet of Gor!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Now we're talking! Let's get a buzz going here. I've heard this chick kajira Calista knows how to give men and women mind blowing out of this world orgasms. She's been to Kajira school on the planet of Gor!

yes, this is true...uncle rosco himself flew me to gor for my training

 

[Scarlett_t2]

yes, this is true...uncle rosco himself flew me to gor for my training

I wouldn't fly you anywhere...rather train you myself
S

 

[Kajira Callista]

I wouldn't fly you anywhere...rather train you myself
S

purrrrs and packs my bags

 

[rosco rathbone]

You still owe me for your round trip fare to planet gor, KC!