Sports Illustrated Fantasy Girls

[mtnman2003]

It's time again. Are the guys out there clammering to get the new SI Swim Suit issue? Saw the cover page, really attractive young lady!!

Seems there could be some kind of story here.........

Any stories about the purchase of the SI issue? I am old enough to remember the first time Cheryl came walking out of the ocean with a fish net swim wear top.... and the uproar mom's from around the US caused because her nipple was displayed between the "nets". Good for young boy development!

And anyone remember Kathy Ireland? God was she hot!!! Beautiful eyes as I remember.............

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, dear, they're just out of your league.

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Had to settle for cute, fun, funny, sexy and intelligent. women.

You poor thing!

 

[CharleyH]

As a temporary aside, best line I ever heard via my mother, was on Johnny Carson - yes giving up my age - when Arnold Palmer was a guest, his wife appeared:

Johnny: What do you do to wish him luck?
Mrs. Arnold: I lick his balls.

I heard his response made her walk off set????

Otherwise, I'm still waiting for that Yogi Beara pic with his knees and hands planted in sand, a string B, his ass in the air, and lips pouting. . . .

 

[oggbashan]

The National Geographic was good enough for me until I found topless beaches in Australia in the early 1960s.

Any passable version of the real thing is much better than any photograph however good.

Og

 

[OldnotDead]

Mountain Man,

Eat your heart out. For a few years I worked near NYC and had a friend that wrote for SI. He got us invited to a couple of the 'launch parties' with copies of the calendars and some of the models. Tough job, but he was a client and I had to do what he asked.

Personally, I've always been more partial to the annual hooters calendar . . .

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html

 

[mtnman2003]

modification of Arnold's comment

CharleyH:

Age can have its advantages........

Ms. Arnold Palmer actually said "I kiss his balls" .

To which Johnny quipped "I bet that makes his putter stiff"

She did walk off, Johnny could not help but do one of his looks, and burst a gut trying to conceal a laugh.

Another time with Rachel Welch.....

One of her favorite things to do to relax.....
let her cat sit on her lap and pet it.....

To which Johnny quipped.... "I would love to pet your pussy"

And finally, with Dolly Parton on the show, Jimmy the Greek was talking about point spreads....

To which Johnny quipped to Dolly, "I would like to get your point spread" and offered her a years salary to look under her top clothing........

Saw the shows. God I am old....... NOT

 

[CharleyH]

Re: modification of Arnold's comment

CharleyH:

Age can have its advantages........

Ms. Arnold Palmer actually said "I kiss his balls" .

To which Johnny quipped "I bet that makes his putter stiff"

She did walk off, Johnny could not help but do one of his looks, and burst a gut trying to conceal a laugh.

Another time with Rachel Welch.....

One of her favorite things to do to relax.....
let her cat sit on her lap and pet it.....

To which Johnny quipped.... "I would love to pet your pussy"

And finally, with Dolly Parton on the show, Jimmy the Greek was talking about point spreads....

To which Johnny quipped to Dolly, "I would like to get your point spread" and offered her a years salary to look under her top clothing........

Saw the shows. God I am old....... NOT

THANK YOU, now I can tell the story properly. I just know she couldn't stop laughing, and neither could 'we'.

Yes, age . . . advantages . . . I THINK! My opinion is still pending, but at least vanilla sex ends?

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: modification of Arnold's comment

THANK YOU, now I can tell the story properly. I just know she couldn't stop laughing, and neither could 'we'.

Yes, age . . . advantages . . . I THINK! My opinion is still pending, but at least vanilla sex ends?

Ok Wlch story, nev er heard, laughing so bad, I NEED TO GO!!!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: modification of Arnold's comment

CharleyH:

Age can have its advantages........

Ms. Arnold Palmer actually said "I kiss his balls" .

To which Johnny quipped "I bet that makes his putter stiff"

She did walk off, Johnny could not help but do one of his looks, and burst a gut trying to conceal a laugh.

Another time with Rachel Welch.....

One of her favorite things to do to relax.....
let her cat sit on her lap and pet it.....

To which Johnny quipped.... "I would love to pet your pussy"

And finally, with Dolly Parton on the show, Jimmy the Greek was talking about point spreads....

To which Johnny quipped to Dolly, "I would like to get your point spread" and offered her a years salary to look under her top clothing........

Saw the shows. God I am old....... NOT

I'd call that "sexual harassment". He was plain rude!
Did any of the women slap him?

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: modification of Arnold's comment

I'd call that "sexual harassment". He was plain rude!
Did any of the women slap him?

Svenskaflicka, Svenska, but never - NEVER . . . .Sv.uh You make me smile constantly!!! Anyone who admits that much on national tv - LOL - slap him? She walked off - I'm calling 'sub'

 

[Xelebes]

Beach babes have truly come to disinterest me. When it comes to the SI calendar, I'll pass unless I'm lacking a calendar of some sort.

 

[MNGuy]

When I was younger, Paulina Porizkova was my definition of the dream woman, her wet body in that blue bikini on the cover of Cosmopolitan nearly gave me a hard attack. Elle MacPherson was another one of my favorites. But it seems that with all the men's magazines such as Maxim, FHM, and Stuff that the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has lost some of its status.

 

[minsue]

Mmmmm....Paulina

- Mindy, reflecting back on old crushes

 

[Guest]

I prefer the Maxim swimsuit gals myself, no matter how out of my league they are.

J