Spoken aloud typos..

[Liontamr]

A conversation I was having with a friend today...

Him: Well as great as it is, I still think his record should have an aztec beside it.

Me: *smiling* You want man from an ancient Mexican culture standing beside his record?

Of course I knew he meant "asterisk" but it was funny as hell to hear "Aztec"

 

[teddybear4play]

My stepmother once told me about some old movie she was watching where a young handsome farmer died because he fell in a concubine.

She couldn't understand why I hyperventilated myself laughing.

(She's from Florida originally, I'm from Indiana. We know the difference.)

TB4p

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Re: Re: Spoken aloud typos..

My stepmother once told me about some old movie she was watching where a young handsome farmer died because he fell in a concubine.

Well, there certainly are much worse ways to die.

 

[Kitte]

I dont do the spoken ones alot...but I am pretty good at talking on the phone and typing in IM at the same time...and typing words I am saying instead of what I meant to type. I end up making no sense at all to anyone...

Im ok with that.

 

[Sillyman]

My grandmother once tried to tell me a glass of water a day would be good for my heart. Unfortunately, she said "butter" instead.

 

[I'mVan]

A glass of water is good for your butter?

 

[cybergirly]

While talking about the up coming flu season a woman at work said, she takes euthanasia everyday.

She could not understand what I found so funny about an herbal supplement.

 

[I'mVan]

While talking about the up coming flu season a woman at work said, she takes euthanasia everyday.

She could not understand what I found so funny about an herbal supplement.

I know this is old, but I was just going through some threads, this made me laugh my arse off.

 

[perks]

me: you know, Mom, those people that have the "eye lookin' dogs"

Mom: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I think you mean seeing eye dogs. I can't wait to tell everyone this story.

 

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[Guest]

I once had a taxi driver who, when he heard I was at university, said "Wow! You must have the brain of eucalyptus!"

At least, I think it was a spoken typo........

 

[Saint Peter]

A foreman at work was giving personal info about his son and his son's new wife. Seems the wife's pussy did not get wet anymore because she had a "hysterectum."

"Sounds painful" I replied.