Spin the bottle... the stupidist thread EVER!

[Jade]

And damn am I not too proud to admit that I was bored enough (or chocolated out enough) to have created it... this will probably die instantaneously but what the hell... one life to live (unless you're a cat.)


Okay this works sort of like spin the bottle... but try REALLY hard to land on someone that hasn't gotten it yet, k?

SPINNNNNNNINNNNNNNNNG and ......


EXPERTISE!!!

Woohoo lucky me!

Okay Expertise, what kind of kiss would you like?

;-)

 

[jcgirl]

OOOOOOOOO a game!

Jumpin up and down

Game! Game! Game!

 

[Expertise]

It starts softly... almost feathery, builds quickly to a passionite intertwining of our tongues and ends with me sucking your bootom lip slightly as I pull away..... of course that could just be the Keiths talking

 

[Jade]

Wow am I lucky that I got to go first!!!

OH god!!!

That was FABULOUS!! MMMMMM (Perhaps we should uh... meet for uh... coffee or something after the game is over... uh.. yea so anyway... )

Once the kiss is over Expertise it is YOUR turn to spin...

not that I want the kiss to end but...

who will it land on next I wonder?
Anxiously I await...

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh my....

getting hot just reading this thread!

 

[Expertise]

Why do I have this spinning hubcap sound effect in my head as it spins for what seems far too long stopping between Jade and Myst....... uhhhhhh...... do you guys arm wrestle or something now?

 

[Todd]

Why do I have this spinning hubcap sound effect in my head as it spins for what seems far too long stopping between Jade and Myst....... uhhhhhh...... do you guys arm wrestle or something now?

It would figure that you would try and get a Threesome on the go

I am surprised your bottle isn't pointing at Debbie though

 

[Jade]

Only if you let your hands wander...

Threesome works for me... as long as she doesn't mind... and then I guess she can spin next... sound good Myst??

 

[Expertise]

Dynamic Debbie!! Not even on a dare..... and i've done some pretty ridiculous stuff on a dare.

In the local coloquialism " I would rather french kiss a lamprey" or maybe a ceiling fan.

No threesome Todd-o, I just have this thing about not going to parties to which i'm not invited ...... my genteel up bringing and all

[Edited by Expertise on 03-09-2001 at 07:16 PM]

 

[Expertise]

Re: Only if you let your hands wander...

Threesome works for me... as long as she doesn't mind... and then I guess she can spin next... sound good Myst??

But, but, but....... who do I get to kiss?????????

 

[Jade]

Don't keep horny women waiting (public service announcement)

Well... my lips are anxiously awaiting another so dammit, just kiss me and then kiss her so she can spin!!

 

[Expertise]

I gently push back the hair back behind your ear with one hand while slowly lifting your chin with the other, gazing into your eyes and getting lost there for a moment before tracing your soft lips with my tongue. I begin to explore your hot mouth while we make an "MMMMMmmmmm" noise in harmony.

Uh Myst? I guess its your/my turn now...... ask me if i'm befuddled.

 

[Jade]

Oh god, thanks a lot I just creamed myself!

And this is one of my favorite pairs of panties too! Damn you!

(You've got mail!)

 

[Expertise]

YEAH! Well i'm sporting an erection that is bordering on painfull...... so there!

 

[Jade]

Gee.. we can't have that now can we?

Anything I can do to ease your pain?

 

[CRaZy]

Good Lord. In the words of a guy in my chat room - some people just don't know what private rooms are for. LOL. I jest. I joke. I mock. Continue to cyberfuck in public. There's no blood spilt....well..not yet anyway...

 

[Expertise]

Crazy...... I feel quite safe in saying that if Jade and I were to cyber..... that it would be infinitely hotter, wetter and more intense than it is now.

This is merely first base, but my apologies if we have offended you.

 

[Jade]

Crazy...... I feel quite safe in saying that if Jade and I were to cyber..... that it would be infinitely hotter, wetter and more intense than it is now.

This is merely first base, but my apologies if we have offended you.

Yea, I second that... with all due respect... if THAT isn't true... I'm not sure what is...

 

[Diablesse]

kiss me....

......j/k

don't know what to post...

 

[Expertise]

Crazy...... I feel quite safe in saying that if Jade and I were to cyber..... that it would be infinitely hotter, wetter and more intense than it is now.

This is merely first base, but my apologies if we have offended you.

Yea, I second that... with all due respect... if THAT isn't true... I'm not sure what is...

Wanna up the ante and play "15 minutes in heaven" .... no seriously

 

[Jade]

Golly ... I have never played that game *innocent expression*

I wouldn't know where to start... may need some assistance...

 

[CRaZy]

Crazy...... I feel quite safe in saying that if Jade and I were to cyber..... that it would be infinitely hotter, wetter and more intense than it is now.

This is merely first base, but my apologies if we have offended you.

Moi? Offended. Never!!!! Naaaa. Just fucking with ya mind....

 

[Jade]

Oh Expertise... *writhing around*

I am SO ready!!!