Spin-off from "Pussy Vocals"

[Guest]

Ladies, what are some of the more memorable things your partner has said in this situation to put you at ease., or conversely, to embarrass you. (dump him)


I once had - "The natives are restless."

 

[Guest]

Damn baby, I musta hit that shit good fashioned.


AHAHAHA

 

[Guest]

Yes, I like the ones that reduce us both to giggling helplessly.....sexy all over again.

 

[Guest]

You have to laugh or you'll cry your eyes out.
I blush insanely and my eyes tear up. A one liner like " now that's what I'm talkin' bout right there" cracks me up. And all the shame scatters.

If your partner feeds shame- agreed, dump away!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I had one guy say "well that was uncouth", but he said it with this fake snobby british accent, and it was so funny, I just began to giggle.. which of course, made more noises, and we collapsed laughing.

Sex, for me, is a fun thing.. it's funny... I don't have sex with people expecting those perfect moments... sex is messy, it's carnal.. of COURSE there's going to be moments where our bodies take over.. and some can be embarrasing, but the mark of a good lover is one who'll roll with those punches, one who will comfort you if it's really THAT mortifying, and who'll laugh with you if it's funny.

I think sex is pretty funny, for the most part.