Spider!!!!!!!

[JazzManJim]

TRy to sneak up on me, will you, you eight-legged, web-spinning, lay your eggs in my nose while I sleep, horror from beyond? Did you thin I wouldn't see you skittering across the floor in those clandestine fits and starts? Did you think that by standing still you would look like a piece of lint. Lint doesn't have legs, arachnid abomination.

Eat Shoe Sole!! Die!! Die!! DIE!!!

<splat>

Victory is mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

<swigs a celebratory iced tea>

 

[humonthis]

uh... ok...?

 

[Guest]

NO NO NO
NEVER NEVER NEVER kill a spider!

 

[watergirl]

Watch out for karma with those spiders, Jim.

My ex smashed a daddy long legs once, with a 20 oz. roofing hammer - a week later, he was bitten by a spider in his sleep, ignored it, scratched it, and got an infection. Spent a couple days in the hospital, with an IV drip.

So watch out for them, now, ok?

 

[JazzManJim]

Watch out for karma with those spiders, Jim.

My ex smashed a daddy long legs once, with a 20 oz. roofing hammer - a week later, he was bitten by a spider in his sleep, ignored it, scratched it, and got an infection. Spent a couple days in the hospital, with an IV drip.

So watch out for them, now, ok?

Karma? Feh. I laugh at Karma.

Right now, with my Karmic deficit, it'd be like someone who's declared bankrupcty worrying about charging a pack of bubblegum.

 

[Master Control]

 

[Renegade]

If you kill a spider then you'll be reincarnated as a spider in your next life and the spider shall squash you as a human.

Of course, then the spider shall be reincarnated as a spider again and killed by you so as to make up for when it crushed you in that past life and the next thing you know the two of you will be forever trapped in an infinite deathlock of karma.

Life's a bitch....

 

[XdOu™]

i'm scared of spiders myself...

 

[Coca~Cola]

Honey, you can come over to my place anytime and kill all the spiders you want. Hate them with their buggy eyes, and lighting quick movements, and I haven't even started on the ones that jump!!

(sign) My Hero...

 

[Master Control]

If you kill a spider then you'll be reincarnated as a spider in your next life and the spider shall squash you as a human.

Of course, then the spider shall be reincarnated as a spider again and killed by you so as to make up for when it crushed you in that past life and the next thing you know the two of you will be forever trapped in an infinite deathlock of karma.

Life's a bitch....

the spider will have to wait. There are a few million ants and and insects and mice ahead of it.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Don't Really Like Them ON Me,

But spiders Are Real Neato Creatures And You Should Always Think Twice About Killing Them. Only Kill Them If You Are Hungry Or Have To

 

[Renegade]

the spider will have to wait. There are a few million ants and and insects and mice ahead of it.

Know there's a goldfish I overfed back in elementary school that's just waiting for its turn.

 

[PepperminTrish]

My thoughts on spiders and killing them.
If it's OUTSIDE, it's in it's own domain.
I'll leave it be.
If it's INSIDE .......all bets are off and it better run for it's life while it still can run.

 

[Guest]

Spiders are good. They kill shit-eating flies.

Of course, if you want your food contaminated by a creature that seeks out shit and cadavers, feeds there by secreting on to it and sucking up the dissolved results only to then find your hamburger to do it all over again - lacing your lunch with a good dose of shit or dead body. Go for it, kil that spider.


Learn to recognise brown recluse and black widows - even they are harmless if left alone.

The Spider Lady has spoken. Beware my wrath for I can unleash hoards of arachnids at the snap of my finger.

 

[JazzManJim]

Spiders are good. They kill shit-eating flies.

Of course, if you want your food contaminated by a creature that seeks out shit and cadavers, feeds there by secreting on to it and sucking up the dissolved results only to then find your hamburger to do it all over again - lacing your lunch with a good dose of shit or dead body. Go for it, kil that spider.


Learn to recognise brown recluse and black widows - even they are harmless if left alone.

The Spider Lady has spoken. Beware my wrath for I can unleash hoards of arachnids at the snap of my finger.

Flies are no problem. I have a No Fly Zone in my apartment, enforced by fly strips and random anti-flying insect patrols. I had to do this because, apparently, the spiders here are too busy menacing me to actually eat any of the flies.

Thus I have issued my fatwah against the arachnids in my apartment.

 

[J.B.]

Spiders don't bug me.

 

[Guest]

Apparently, the spiders here are too busy menacing me to actually eat any of the flies.

Ah! Your karma is showing.

 

[JazzManJim]

Ah! Your karma is showing.

Heh. Perhaps.

Mostly, I've had more problems with flies in the summer than spiders. The flies are now dealt with. It's time for me to open a second front.

 

[Guest]

Too much CNN, Jim?

 

[JazzManJim]

Too much CNN, Jim?

I can't help it. Even the innocuous cartoon have news crawlers underneath them. It's the biggest reason I've not watched much television in the last couple of weeks.

Fucking crawlers...

 

[Guest]

Creepy, ain't it?

 

[ksmybuttons]

Hi, Jim. I have someone else put them outside for me. I am arachniphobic.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hi, Jim. I have someone else put them outside for me. I am arachniphobic.

Hi beautiful buttons.

I'm not phobic or anything, I just have an irrational hatred of them bordering on the obsessive and possibly even criminal.


gp I do like you. You're all sick and twisted like me.

 

[Summery]

I think you might remember my past thoughts on spiders? Well, my stance hasn't changed. You are a good man, Jim. Die spiders! Die! Die! Die!

 

[Guest]

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