Spermcount thread

[NoJo]

Guys, post your sperm count here. Highest aggregate at the end of the month wins the monthly prize (TBD)

315,476,262

 

[zeb1094]

(((6)6)6) = the number of sperm in my universe.

or 1.031442 E+28

or 10,314,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

 

[Guest]

986,546,879

and counting...

 

[NoJo]

(((6)6)6) = the number of sperm in my universe.

or 1.031442 E+28

or 10,314,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Did you remember to count the ones that landed in your navel?

 

[zeb1094]

Did you remember to count the ones that landed in your navel?

No they got away.

 

[Aurora Black]

Ooh, that's an easy one: 0.

 

[Shock Chick]

986,546,879

and counting...

987,691,349

(The last one was a borderline Jaffa)

 

[Xelebes]

42

Take that!

 

[FallingToFly]

Number of dicks in my life... a lot.
Number of sperm- 0

After the third one was boy as well, I told my husband he had a choice- get fixed or get out. He got fixed.

I sometimes think I got gypped by postpartum hysteria.. I should have just told him to get out.

 

[NoJo]

Number of dicks in my life... a lot.
Number of sperm- 0

After the third one was boy as well, I told my husband he had a choice- get fixed or get out. He got fixed.

I sometimes think I got gypped by postpartum hysteria.. I should have just told him to get out.

Er, so that's a 0 from FallingToFly

 

[oggbashan]

Nil, Zero.

Vast age and a vasectomy reduce sperm to nil (I hope!) If it isn't Zero - then a medical malpractice suit is pending and Og might be in real trouble.

Og

 

[Quiet_Cool]

315,669,558

315,669,559

Hold on, I'm almost there...

315,669,560

315,669,561

Wait, did I already count that one? I wish they'd quit squirming around for a few seconds.

Damn.

Okay, I'm starting over.

I'll be back in a few.

Q_C

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Ooh, that's an easy one: 0.

Are you sure? I thought I left a few while you were napping...



Q_C

 

[Liar]

I don't have a sperm Count. I'm the Count of my sperms.

 

[carsonshepherd]

They're taking a nap, I'll get back to you later.

 

[NoJo]

They're taking a nap, I'll get back to you later.

I bet they look cute when they're taking a nap

 

[carsonshepherd]

I bet they look cute when they're taking a nap

Wanna see?

 

[NoJo]

Wanna see?

I'd take a look, but I might wake them up and then there'd be pandemonium.

 

[impressive]

I don't have a sperm Count. I'm the Count of my sperms.

Count Sperm of Stockholm?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Count Sperm of Stockholm?

Count Spermula.

 

[impressive]

Count Spermula.

sementics

 

[Guest]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/spermcount.jpg

 

[blackhaus7]

Way too many that were way too determined.

 

[fifty5]

Fuck the sperm count (I don't know how I'd discover that) but my platelet count is high - I can donate a triple dose (7.8 x 10^11) in 81 minutes. To me that's a matter for pride. Correction, it's not that I can that makes me proud, but that I do.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I saw this thread sandwiched between rants and pleas on white pride, asian princesses, and wired sex, and my brain read "Spam Count."

Today's Spam Threat Index: Pink.