sperm test

huskie

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is there such a thing? and can I get one without going to the dr. or ordering it online???
 
There are tests to test your sperm and

sperm count. That is all the information I know on the subject. I would assume you would have to cum in a cup and probably have to go to a Dr. or lab in order to get the results.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Emerald_eyed said:
When I was younger, my ex boyfriend and I would take his sperm and put it under those lil micorscopes



You could see the little wigglers

I always knew you were a pervert.......;)
 
Emerald_eyed said:
When I was younger, my ex boyfriend and I would take his sperm and put it under those lil micorscopes



You could see the little wigglers

WHoa that is cool, I never thought about doing that before!

How did he extract the specimen, did you help him extract the specimen?
 
Emerald_eyed said:
I collected it in my special mouth..er...I mean a cup, yeah thats it!

Bring over a microscope, I want to see my boys swim. Plus it would be a fun and pleasing experiment, I like your process.
 
I think my wife has found one for me. If she gives me a blow job will this effect the test results though?? Or does she just have to jack me off??
 
Emerald_eyed said:
lol, I thought you would

*lick*

Its going to take more then that to fully conduct the experement this afternoon.
 
I FOUND ONE I FOUND ONE!!!! gotta go now and get jack off!!! see yall Monday!!
 
It takes you three days to jack off??

I'll save the expense — you've got problems.

:D

TB4p
 
huskie said:
I think my wife has found one for me. If she gives me a blow job will this effect the test results though??
if she swallows...yes the results will be tainted...:D
 
Emerald_eyed said:
When I was younger, my ex boyfriend and I would take his sperm and put it under those lil micorscopes



You could see the little wigglers


You let them die there????? Murderers!
 
They are willing to be tested

My sperm don't read very well but they'll take the exam orally.
 
Emerald_eyed said:
well something had too.......and I couldnt kill him


lol

Your behind on your due date for our experement!
 
huskie said:
is there such a thing? and can I get one without going to the dr. or ordering it online???

Go Nads, Go!

Go Nads, Go!


Gonads! Gonads! GooooooGonads!

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I can't FUCKING believe this shit!!!! Just my piss poor luck!. I pick up this FOURTY FUCKING DOLLAR test kit and it says I Must Wait THREE WHOLE FUCKING DAYS before I can cum and run a test???!! I simply can't wait that fucking long..........

It did come with two special rubbers so I don't have to try and jack off in a little cup.. I was wondering how I was gona manage that with out making a big mess :)
 
huskie said:
is there such a thing? and can I get one without going to the dr. or ordering it online???


why do you want the info? your little swimmers not doin' the job?
 
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