Speed Wanker!

[JackLuis]

Tennessee politician arrested for habit of masturbating out car window at 90 mph

“He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating,” said Deborah Sturgill. “I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck.”

“At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window],” said Sturgill “He was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad. I wouldn’t look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly.”

I doubt that'll be an Olympic sport.

 

[GradeACdnBeef]

Watch out for wind drift.

 

[slyc_willie]

Geez, you'd have to be a champ at multi-tasking to do that. Gotta maintain a constant speed, steer the car, shift, check the blind spot . . . .

He should be a juggler.

Oh, wait. He is.

 

[LadyVer]

Geeze. One of the weirdest stories I've heard.

 

[JackLuis]

Geeze. One of the weirdest stories I've heard.

Real Life is stranger than fiction.

Fiction has to make sense somehow!

 

[LadyVer]

Real Life is stranger than fiction.

Fiction has to make sense somehow!

Would make an interesting scene in a story...

 

[JackLuis]

Would make an interesting scene in a story...

Be my guest, I'm still working on my Easter Bunny.

And I think another one is sneaking up on me!

 

[LadyVer]

Be my guest, I'm still working on my Easter Bunny.

And I think another one is sneaking up on me!

No thanks. I'm no writer but I've been editing a lot lately which is interesting enough for me...

 

[TE999]

Okay, figuring this weirdo has cruise control, automatic transmission, power seats and power windows on his car, how the hell can he steer while he's waving his pecker at women; with his knees? Not to mention he's going 90 MPH and doing this shit!! ... I mean, this dude is seriously into weenie wagging ... if there's a Flasher's Hall of Fame, he belongs in it.

 

[JackLuis]

Okay, figuring this weirdo has cruise control, automatic transmission, power seats and power windows on his car, how the hell can he steer while he's waving his pecker at women; with his knees? Not to mention he's going 90 MPH and doing this shit!! ... I mean, this dude is seriously into weenie wagging ... if there's a Flasher's Hall of Fame, he belongs in it.

Yeah, how did he get his winky out the window and still be able to reach the pedals?

Funny he doesn't look Italian?

 

[sr71plt]

I laughed at Deborah Sturgill thinking he was going to make her wreck, presumably because she wasn't willing to look at anything but him wanking out his window.

 

[3113]

Yeah, how did he get his winky out the window and still be able to reach the pedals?

Obviously on cruise control. Set at 90 and if clear sailing down the freeway (no cars ahead, no stops), then he's no need to step on any pedals. Manage a very automatic, one-finger-touch sort of wheel with one hand. And I suppose this is one of the few Americans with a longer than average winky? (Maybe he's of Italian descent?) Odd position--on knees and turned like that. But I guess any gent knows how to get himself off blindfolded, so no need to take his attention off the road.