Speaking of tolerance and my dog urinating on a neighbor's lawn

[Rubyfruit]

Today, I was out having a wonderful, amazing walk with my son. It was a perfect, spring-like day. Bright and sunny, crisp and warm. We found wonder and beauty everywhere we looked. My old dog was acting like a teenager.

There we were, the three of us walking blissfully along, when a woman stopped her bright yellow, late model SUV to tell me that I should NOT let my dog urinate on somebody else's lawn.

I was shocked! I mean, I am a responsible pet owner, and always take a baggie to pick up any messes. But what to do with that urine?

That's the question on my mind tonight.

Should I have my doggie catheterized? Maybe I should try toilet training her?

Your input in this matter is greatly appreciated.

 

[Lancecastor]

The SUV was yellow, right?.....

 

[Rambling Rose]

Did you get her tag number?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Today, I was out having a wonderful, amazing walk with my son. It was a perfect, spring-like day. Bright and sunny, crisp and warm. We found wonder and beauty everywhere we looked. My old dog was acting like a teenager.

There we were, the three of us walking blissfully along, when a woman stopped her bright yellow, late model SUV to tell me that I should NOT let my dog urinate on somebody else's lawn.

I was shocked! I mean, I am a responsible pet owner, and always take a baggie to pick up any messes. But what to do with that urine?

That's the question on my mind tonight.

Should I have my doggie catheterized? Maybe I should try toilet training her?

Your input in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Invite her to kiss your creamy white ass.

 

[Sillyman]

I believe the appropriate response would be to ask why a crop you can't eat or do anything useful with is so sacred a dog can't piss on it, but that's just me.

Train the dog to piss on cars.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes! And a very bright yellow at that. Not the kind of yellow typically associated with SUVs.

That's an interesting tidbit to the story, isn't it Lance?

 

[freakygirl]

If people don't want those awful looking brown spots that dog urine create in their perfect green lawns.. they should put up fences.

And what business was it of the bitch in the yellow SUV anyway?

 

[Guru]

 

[HeavyStick]

I'll take a steamer in her yard Ruby, just PM the address.

 

[Guru]

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes! And a very bright yellow at that. Not the kind of yellow typically associated with SUVs.

That's an interesting tidbit to the story, isn't it Lance?

I'm thinking she's with the Pee Patrol.

Neighborhood Watch , even.


Was "Rainshowers" by Pagliaro playing on her radio?


or "Golden Slumbers" by the Beatles?

 

[Starfish]

She sound's like a stupid cunt. It takes repeated exposure of urine to a spot on a lawn to kill the grass.

Fuck the snotty upity bitch's opinion. You should find out where she lives and make sure that in the middle of the night, you take old pooch for a pee on her lawn.

I mean hell, why not go the whole 9 yards and sqaut and wizz one yourself for your own dignity.

 

[Guru]

 

[Starfish]

I hear you are better at streaking.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Speaking of tolerance and my dog urinating on a neighbor's lawn

Invite her to kiss your creamy white ass.

That was my first reaction, Mr. Murabi, and I would have gone with it, had I not thought Yellow SUV woman would have taken it the wrong way.

Instead, I smiled broadly and thanked her for her concern. Then I wished her a good day as she pealed off.

Shame we couldn't spend more time getting to know Yellow SUV woman. She seemed so nice, so concerned.

 

[Pagliacci]

I'm sure your dogs urine on a lawn is a much bigger threat to the environment than her SUV she's driving between Wal mart and her home.

The world is filled with idiots Ruby,pay no heed and should it happen again ask how much off road driving has been logged with the car.

 

[Guru]

 

[kidthor]

Re: Re: Speaking of tolerance and my dog urinating on a neighbor's lawn

Invite her to kiss your creamy white ass.

You say this like it's a bad thing...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Its a Nevada thing. Trust me, I know.

 

[patient1]

Tell her not to worry, the nitrogen fertilizer solution is provided free of charge.

 

[Lost Cause]

Aha!

You should have asked her if she lived in the neighborhood, and what was she doing, casing houses for robbery? You could then announce that you were the neighborhood watch captain, and her plate number would be reported to the police. I think bowser's little tinkle would be the last thing on her mind by then!

An alternate answer would be to say that the grass bowser is leaking on is your property, and how dare she butt in on your affairs.