Speaking of full frontal male nudity

[shereads]

In another thread, Perdita has said,

I'm not stupid, She. I demand a full frontal shot, and give same.

Which brings up a topic that has troubled some of us since we became old enough to get into R-rated movies without a fake ID:

When will the full monty become an acceptable norm in motion pictures? Why isn't it more commonplace?

Do actors object to showing their lower frontal extremities because it's difficult to, um, look one's best under the hot lights? What with the camera operator repeatedly calling Tina from the Makeup Dept. onto the set, to take the glare off of Mr. Clooney's privates with a dusting of talcum powder between takes?

Is the male organ considered too frightening for a typical adult movie audience?

Is it sacrosanct?

Will any of the current crop of male stars still be working when the inevitable happens? Clooney? Will they use body doubles?

(Ahem...If you are Harvey Keitel, pease don't interpret this as a demand to see more of you than we already have. I haven't been able to play the piano since I saw yours sweeping the crumbs off the keyboard in The Piano. You're a fine actor and you've given us your all, so put your pants back on before you catch a chill.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"It's OK to show a gun, that kills, but not a penis, that gives life. For this distinction, the 1900's will be remembered."

Desmond Morris

 

[shereads]

Stop or I'll shoot!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Actually, I don't get it. I love naked, hard penises. They are little works of art! The strong shaft, the rounded head, the veins, the soft texture wrapped over the hard interior...

How come I hear so many women saying that they don't think guys are very nice to look at naked, they prefer some subtle nakedness, just a touch of it, a naked torso, buttoned up pants, a shielding towel...

B-S!

I want to see the COCK. The hard, pointing, horny cock. I love it. It's beautiful. It's sexy. It's natural.

Quit censoring - show me the cocks!!!

 

[shereads]

Who said they don't want to see them?

Women? Really?

Hm. Go figure...

 

[Guest]

show me the cocks!!!

I'll never finish embroidering. The AH is a fount of great lines.

Perdita

p.s. I'm with Flicka on this. Cock needn't be gratuitous (though I won't complain) but I hate it when there's a sex scene and we see everything of the woman and only glimpses of the man. That's cheating!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

...which is why I'm so fond of gay male sex videos.

 

[Guest]

...which is why I'm so fond of gay male sex videos.

LOL really really hard.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I downloaded this really cute Japanese Yaoi-cartoon. The only word I know in Japanese is "kawai", meaning "cute". That was repeated quite often during he film. It was a funny callenge to try to guess what the eff they were talking about, and how that fitted in with the coming actions. I kept mumbling to myself things like; "oh, so THAT'S WHY he was so upset - his lover's renting him out!"

 

[Guest]

Svenska, you have a way of throwing me off kilter. What are you talking about and why?

respectfully, Perdita

 

[shereads]

Can we get back to George Clooney's unit?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Svenska, you have a way of throwing me off kilter. What are you talking about and why?

respectfully, Perdita

It IS 4.42am here...

I'm talkign about the gay male sex cartoon I saw. It was in Japanese, so I didn't understand what they were saying, I just enjoyed the cartoon and the moans.

George Clooney... was replaced on ER by Goran Visjnic. Now there are two men I'd like to see naked! Preferably together...

 

[Mhari]

George Clooney... was replaced on ER by Goran Visjnic. Now there are two men I'd like to see naked! Preferably together...

Woo! Yes!! Okay, Svenska, it's your idea...now you make it happen! Just let me know if you need a production assistant...or a fluffer...

 

[shereads]

Yowsa!

 

[shereads]

George Clooney... was replaced on ER by Goran Visjnic. Now there are two men I'd like to see naked! Preferably together...

Dear Fox Television Network:

Recently, an online acquaintance of mine proposed a scenario that could turn out to be the highest rated "reality" broadcast ever. In fact, why not make it a series?

Three words:

Clooney.
Visjnic.
Frontal.

 

[Mhari]

Oh my. *fans self* Not sure I could handle a whole *series*!

But that's certainly no reason not to go ahead with the project!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dear Fox Television Network:

Recently, an online acquaintance of mine proposed a scenario that could turn out to be the highest rated "reality" broadcast ever. In fact, why not make it a series?

Three words:

Clooney.
Visjnic.
Frontal.

FOUR words, she!

Clooney-Visjnic-Frontal-Slash.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Woo! Yes!! Okay, Svenska, it's your idea...now you make it happen! Just let me know if you need a production assistant...or a fluffer...

Have you read All Man Rickman?

I'm thinking of writing something similar now, featuring Clooney, Visjnic, and myself - I prefer to fluff them myself, mhari, but thanks for the offer. You could be the cameragal, though?

 

[Mhari]

Have you read All Man Rickman?

I'm thinking of writing something similar now, featuring Clooney, Visjnic, and myself - I prefer to fluff them myself, mhari, but thanks for the offer. You could be the cameragal, though?

I haven't read it yet, no...but I will! *grin*

Cameragal? Well...not quite as good as fluffer, but I'll take what I can get!

 

[Guest]

Clooney-Visjnic-Frontal-Slash.

Just let sit in a corner and watch.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Just let sit in a corner and watch.

Perdita

I could make the tea!

Might need something stronger, though. As soon as Clooney got his kit off I'd be done for.


Lou, drooling.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

When will the full monty become an acceptable norm in motion pictures? Why isn't it more commonplace?

You need to start watching more non-American movies. I think two in every three Portuguese, Spanish, French, Italian or German movies I ever saw had full frontal shots. People practically expect it to happen.

Even the last British flick I saw, Young Adam, featured a very nekkid Ewan McGregor...

 

[Dirty Slut]

The reason we don't see full frontals in the USA...

Most of the problem really comes from the stars themselves. They have egos that are 6 times larger than their genitals. And being men they've all watched porno movies so they feel that they got short changed by comparison to their illegitimate counterparts. And if they've taken steriods to enhance the rest of their body then they have even more to worry about, don't they. These people who play larger than life heros are just actors with normal penises. They have the same foibles in real life as the rest of us, but they can't show them in public as it will hurt their boxoffice receipts. I mean, can you imagine a Conan the barbarian with a normal dingy? I doubt it, and that is what the illusion is all about. Bigger, and better. Yet what real woman in her right mind would want a guy with a dick the size of a Kansas? Men just don't get it. There is a woman for every man, and a man for every woman. And both are built to spec.

DS

 

[shereads]

So true. I have no desire to see more of Conan the Groparian than I already have, but if Clooney hesitates to show Clooney Junior just because he thinks we only like big ones, that's a tragic misunderstanding.

I want to see it because it gives artistic meaning to his work.
I don't care what size it is, I just want to see it. Get to know it better. Study it in freeze-frame on my home entertainment system, which would instantly be upgraded to HDTV no matter the cost, if Clooney Junior decided to peek out of his owner's pants and say hi.

 

[Guest]